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Diarrhea Party

A gathering of several people who have all eaten a fair amount of bowel disturbing food and then proceed to diarrhea all over the gathering place and then engage in party like activities using the diarrhea.
dude we had the sweetest diarrhea party yesterday.
by Spamcer February 2, 2010
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diarrati

The art of harnessing the power of explosive diarrhea as a self defense weapon. - Projectile poo.

When combined with some kicks punches chops and other karati techniques, a burning hot diarrhea blast the the face of one's opponent can mean the difference between life and death.

Background:
First there was karati - martial arts.
Then... Literati - people who could meantally pulverize you with their vocabulary.
Then... Digirati - hackers so sophistocated and intelligent, they could steal your identity, become you and commit some haness crime that you will eventually be blamed for.
Finally Diarrati - People who have mastered the art of projecting multiple streams of diarrhea with shocking accuracy.
Oh man, it's a good thing you knew diarrati or we would have been ass-imilated by those queers over there by that gay bar.

Dont mess with me! I know diarrati!

My eyes are still burning cauz someone pulled a gave me a double-punch-mid-air-roundhouse with a spinning-diarrati-roundass to finish it off.

You should practice your diarrata's daily. (diarrhea katta's)
- Preferably in the diarrojo. (diarrhea dojo)
by Max December 30, 2004
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Diarmuid

A Warrior. In Irish myth he was the dude who ran away with Fionn McCughall's wife. He was also good at climbing. Nowadays Diarmuids are generally of a good stock. Although often confused with the inferior anglo bastardisations of the proper name such as Dermot, Dermott and Diarmaid. Due to their relative rarity they tend to be unique, always quick witted, charming and easy going and It's probably worth noting that the name translates from the Gaelic as 'Without Fear or Envy'.

Noun: A sly motherfucker who'll wind you up and win your respect in the process with his acid tongue.
You better get offa my mother Diarmuid you crazy, charming bastard.
by reynard the fox March 27, 2011
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The vampire diaries

The best fucking show ever!!!!

When someone says the don't like the vampire diaries that mean I'mma bout to beat the shit out of that mother fucker you ass hate so bitch better hold my mother fuckin hoops cuz I'mma beat a bitches ass.
by Adelle diaz December 23, 2018
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Diarrealization

That moment when you are on the toilet and you realize that this will be no normal #2. You wait a second and blam! Diarrhea.
Dude I totally had diarrealization last night on the john, scariest moment ever
by Griffin_Post January 20, 2011
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diarrhea

After what seemed like hours of stomach cramps at school, Jason was finally able to go home and launch his lava-like diarrhea into his beautiful porcelain throne.
by thatgirldrinkinglemonade July 10, 2003
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Diarrhea Scale

A scale used to measure the type of diarrhea you have as well as how painful it is and goes as follows:

(1.0) Diarrhea: Your typical liquidy poo.

(2.0) Explosive Diarrhea: Liquidy poo under high pressure.

2.5 Fiery Diarrhea: Liquidy poo with a distinct burning sensation.

(3.0) Napalm Diarrhea: Liquidy poo armed with the combined force of explosive diarrhea and the burning sensation of the fiery diarrhea.

(4.0) Stomach Cramps: Those awful pains in your gut that make you feel like you got punched in the balls.

(4.5) Hell: Extremely painful stomach cramps caused by explosive diarrhea.

(5.0) Fiery Hell: Excruciating stomach cramps with the feeling your butthole is on fire, literally.

(5.5) Brown piss: When loud farts and moans and groans from your stomach cramps aren't humiliating enough, brown piss will get rid of all your masculinity when a straight stream of water shoots out of your ass and makes a louds spashing noise for everyone to gather round and hear.

(Miscellaneous diarrhea term) cease fire: A very very very relaxing calm either after or between bad stomach cramps, when they are a symbol of colon wide peace it can be over joying, but sometimes your colon plays a cruel trick on you and starts the stomach cramps right back up again.

(10.0) Nuclear diarrhea: Liquidy poo, under enough pressure to blow up Hiroshima.
Patient: I'm afraid Doc, my diarrhea is getting worse.
Doctor: Using the Diarrhea scale describe to me your diarrhea.
Patient: Well on the first day it was only around a 1.3, but the next day it jumped straight to 3.5 and by the end of the day was a solid 5. The next day it was at a 5.3 the next it was a 5.5 and today it was a 5.9.
Doctor: When was your last cease fire?
Patient: 3 days ago.
Doctor: Mother of God...
by Boyfriendizeree August 28, 2014
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