Skip the dishes

The shittiest company on the planet. If you use this company fuck you ur shit too. I’d rather eat a sewer rat then eat the shit they dare call food. I’d rather die overdose on heroine than work for such a poor company. #ubereatsisbetter #skipthedishesisshit

Skip the dishes employee: ur stupid ass bought ur food to the wrong address and u aren’t getting ur money back

Me: this is bs
Skip the dishes employee: the only way u getting the money back is if u go suck a dick for money

by Angrykaren May 12, 2020

dishes done

Whenever an individual needs to go beyond erasing doubt that a task has been completed and create an aura of excellence around their ability to complete said task, as well as similar tasks. Short for "The dishes are done."

"You rail that ho?"
"Dishes... DONE!"

or

"DISHES DONE!"
"What did you finally pay off all the debt from that bachelor party?"
"Yeah boiiiie."

or

"Let's sidehill."
"Dishes done."

by MyCouchPullsOutButIDont May 4, 2009

disheveled

adj. Generic term describing a confused individual; in a confused mental state; temporarily incapable of functioning normally within society due to confusion; temporarily incapable of basic hygiene due to confusion.

"He was in a severely disheveled state after the effects of the cake wore off."

by chenkeng September 18, 2008

disheartening

1: Depressing
2: Mortifying
3: Saddening

Being in the 1000's of edits and still getting "emo" and "goth" is disheartening.

by [e-mail] January 1, 2006

dishes

something a man makes a women do while he does nothing

do the dishes bitch im watching my show

by austin March 20, 2005

dooshes

A fairly common misspelling of the word, "douches"
In fact, some computer speech synthesis programs require one to use this spelling, or else it comes out sounding like, "dowchez".

{Brief program typed on the Commodore 64 computer running the SAM (Software Automated Mouth) speech synthesis program}

0 reciter
1 say "he drinks Massengill brand post-menstrual disposable dooshes."
2 end

by Telephony June 1, 2016

dished

To be wasted, usually from bud and beer.

bro1: Yo, can you drive down to the sev?
bro2: Na, dude i'm straight dished.

by sebastian crucial March 25, 2007