Drunk Dial

A drunk dial is a communication via telephone (usually through talking but also applies to text messanging) that is somehow embarrassing or absurd. One drunk-dials to emote, excoriate, declare, confide, or proposition, often at a grossly inappropriate hour. The best drunk dials are those whose purpose is to either insult or get back together with an ex.

Noun: "I got his drunk-dial."
Verb: "John made an ass out of himself when he drunk dialed Lauren."

by jonlindg February 28, 2005

Don't touch that dial

An old term used at the end of a show before a commercial, the 'dial' part referring to old TV's that had dials to change channels. Some shows still use this, and only use it because other shows do. Other shows now use the term 'Don't touch that remote' or something like that.

Don't touch that dial, we'll be back after these messages.

by HyperactiveToothpick June 2, 2005

drunk dialer

Those engage in calling their entire cell phone phonebook once drunk. Conversations usually consist of gibberish and many slurred words.

Take away my cell phone once we start drinking. I'm such a drunk dialer I once called my grandma at 2 am.

by gowhere August 20, 2005

Dialistic

1. When your dyslexic and try to spell dyslexic but fail
2. A dyslexic word for dyslexic, a person named Carlo would commonly interchange these terms and now he's known as the dialistic man

Man, Carlo really said Dialistic instead of Dyslexic. Point and laugh, point and laugh!

by Rektxington April 12, 2021

doodoo dial

A call made simply because you are bored on the toilet.

I knew that Priya was doodoo dialing me because right after I heard a flush she said she had to go.

by Monty S March 3, 2008

Narcotics Dial

A step up from drunk dialing ... a narcotics dial is when you've just been released from the hospital and are experiencing excruciating pain and nausea despite the (Percocet, Delaudin, other narcotic) you received, and dial your ex while you're out of your mind and leave an incomprehensible, nonsensical message or worse yet, you actually speak to him or her and have no idea what you actually said.

After I was released from the hospital for kidney stones, in a Delaudin haze, I actually thought it would be comforting to talk to my ex, so I Narcotics Dialed him and left a rambling message. I'm not surprised that he didn't call me back.

by Missy Lou March 4, 2009

dial up

The most evil thing on earth- especially from freeserve

Makes a painful sound like "BEEBOOPBEEBOOP___BEEEEEEEEEEEKRSCHHHHHHHHHHHH"

by sqrrl101 May 31, 2004