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Dimitrije

The guy who has done or is bound to do every drug known to mankind. Also smart, but bad at decision making. He is the first dude to get drunk at a party and the youngest in a crowd to have smoked weed.
-Have you seen Dimitrije lately?
-I think he's on another acid binge. That guy is never sober.
by Wuspoppin January 9, 2018
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Dimitry

A great guy, and someone who cares about others. Usually good looking, and has many talents. A total ladies man, and someone who know's what he's doing.
Dimitry is good at many things, such as sports, talking, and business.
by Ashley21345 August 18, 2013
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dimilar

my hands are dimilar
by katieg January 20, 2007
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Dimitris

Dimitris is a wonderful person.Really hot actually but can make you fall for him not by just his looks but his personality
Oh Dimitris is great
by Aggelikh November 21, 2021
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dimitri

slang for (arguabley) the most powerful psychedelic drug on earth; DMT (Di Methyl Tryptamine) which is also a natural human neuro-transmitter thought to be related to birth, death, and the soul. Can be found in thousands of plant and animal species throughout the world, including humans. It is the active ingredient in the ancient tribal brew from south america; ayahuasca.
yo man i got some DiMiTri, shall we frolic through another dimension?
by andylandy January 21, 2007
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digitard

Digitard: An individual so immersed in digital technologies (smartphones, social media etc) that they have lost the ability to exercise common sense in practical, day-to-day, real world situations.

A digitard tends to claim superior tech-savvy, particularly as it relates to smartphones, social media or any flavor-of-the-month technology. A digitard does navigate the latest mobile/social media interface with ease - but lacks the slightest clue as to how the back-end of the given technology works, nor the ability to use the technology effectively.

Digitards tend to spew minutia of their daily lives on social media, have an incestuous habit of posting pictures of their latest meal/significant other/status etc or brag about being the first to own the latest gadget . While these announces may be harmless to others, a digitard's over-reliance on technology can lead to some unpleasant real-life situations:

1. Getting hit by a car while crossing the street, because they had their eyes glued to the smartphone.

2. Getting stranded in the middle of nowhere because the GPS coordinates they found online just had to, had to, had to be correct.

3. Losing the innate human capacity to establish meaningful, fulfilling and lasting real-world connections that can lead to life-long friendships, love and success in all aspects of life.

One key point to remember: A digitard does not consume digital technologies - the digital technologies consume the digitard.
Example: A digitard got hit by a truck today. He had his face so stuck on his latest phone, that he failed to hear the 16-wheeler approach.

Example: A digitard was working the GPS to find the shortest route to the convenience store across the street.
by Don Mil January 27, 2014
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dimitrece

Dimitrece you smell really bad
by xoxomeeee September 4, 2015
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