dildonic

Adjective: displaying traits or characteristics of a dildo.

That party was totally dildonic, I can't believe we went.

by Jobi February 1, 2005

Pulling a Dillon

When you knuckle dust the shit out of a 6 year old during Black Friday while they are reaching for Legos then eat their lifeless corpse in front of their parent(s)

Grandma got caught Pulling a Dillon at Toys R Us. It was hilarious and i got some sweet Batman Legos for Christmas

by WhyamiWhite420 March 27, 2017

urban dictonary

The site you're on now, dipshit.

YOU'RE ON URBAN DICTONARY, DIPSHIT!!

by IDIDATHING March 5, 2016

Dalton Rapattoni

Hot guy on Season 15 of American Idol. Someone everyone has a crush on because he is just so hot. During his Idol audition Harry Connick Jr. called him pretty.

Why is Dalton Rapattoni such a good singer and so attractive??

by RapattonisQueen October 7, 2016

Dilmonic Possession

When a female is only able to achieve an orgasm by use of a dildo or dildoic device. Over use has acclimated her body to only achieve the big O with a device.

Sadly, Rachel has dilmonic possession. She's controlled by the vibrator if she wants to cum.

by Eaton Holgoode March 23, 2017

DildoNose

An emoji for iphones consisting of a red mask with a nose in the shape of a dildo. The emoji looks like this:👺

Dildonose worshiper: Have you been to the church downtown yet? Its called the church of dildo nosilian, we worship lord and savior dildonose there.
Man: No but i will check it out can i have a panflit describing the religion?

by Dildonoseee January 14, 2019

Chronic Dildonis

When someone gets an erection but instead of the penis becoming swollen with blood it gradually becomes smaller and eventually retracts into one’s body.

Person 1: Bro did you bang that chick last night?
Person 2: Nah man I have chronic dildonis, there’s no hope for me.

by Kdaddy&Pat February 16, 2019