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The first Urban Dictionary definition

It was either "hork", "hella" or "hecka", by alpha mu, all posted on the same date- December 14th, 1999
Person 1: Guys, I found the first Urban Dictionary definition!
Person 2: Wow! And it's from 1999!
Person 1: We finally found it, the holy grail!
Person 3: 1999 is the first Urban Dictionary definition!1!1!!
Person 1 & 2: NO IT'S NOT YOU RETARD, THERE ARE THREE POSSIBILITIES
by the fresh king of bel air June 29, 2023
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help me i am trapped making urban dictionary definitions

i was kidnapped and i was supposed to constantly make urban dictionary definitions, please if you know someone named abigail florester, please tell her i love her and that i am going to escape this place
me: my phone number is

me: I AM FINE, AND THE MESSAGE "help me i am trapped making urban dictionary definitions" ARE FALSE DO NOT WORRY HE IS DEFINITELY NOT DEAD I MEAN I AM NOT DEAD
by VincentGo! November 27, 2022
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Dictionary Dick Slapped

When you define a word so well, that it has every single person around you in tears from laughter, and you submit it only to have an admin who probably diddles little boys decline it for some unknown fucking reason.
by P.C.A. April 16, 2015
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(FUDD)Failed urban dictionary definitions

The MANY bad definitions and failed words created and published on this site.

Many of these can be seen on this site.

Much of the time the word and definition are not a word or definition at all. They're

A. Something about sex.
B. Something about how much they hate religion.
C. Something racist.
D. A conjunction of words without an understanding of phonetics or language or
E. Something that makes not even a modicum of sense but get's posted anyway because some people want to express themselves with nothing creative, original or intelligent to express.
God,Several Joint Liability,black,black people,prolebrity,Lap Hog,dorkus malorkus,woman are examples of (FUDD)Failed urban dictionary definitions.
by Black King X June 16, 2014
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urban dictionary date

when you spend time just looking up words on urban dictionary for the fun of it.
Girl 1: Why didn't you finish your homework
Girl 2: I had an urban dictionary date
by sodapoplover May 16, 2016
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Urban Dictionary Definition

A user-submitted definition for a word, posted on the site www.urbandictionary.com. The word can be real, and it's definition true. It can also be entirely made up from the word to it's definition. Or, the definition for a real word or person could be falsified. The only regulation on content is approval or disapproval if users, whom vote on which definitions to allow onto the site.

Common content found on the site include "definitions" that serve only to glorify certain people, or defame others. Also, an infamous use of the website is to make up sexual vocabulary ie: Truffle Butter or attach graphically sexual definitions to actual words ie: Queen Victoria.
Guy 1: Did you hear Miles got his Urban Dictionary Definition included on the site?
Guy 2: I've shit things more interesting than that fact.
Guy 1: It's about you thought. It says you're a - - -

Guy 2: Who gives a damn? No one knows.

Guy 1: - - - sexy son of a bitch,
*Awkward Stares*
Guy 2: He's gay?
Guy 1: Yup.
by Liberal Lady Ann November 5, 2016
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