Dickometer

It is where two men have a thermometer and they have it between both their cocks.

Hey, you putting that dickometer between my dong and yours?

by FantumTax June 19, 2024

Dicklomatic

Pushing back in a visibly irritated way while still maintaining a diplomatic disposition.

John did a good job of being dicklomatic when our vendor tried to raise prices 20%. We don't want to lose the partnership but they need to know they can't jam us like that.

by Ballyhoo1000 January 28, 2025

Devil's dickvocate

A person who genuinely holds and argues objectionable opinions, usually on the internet, until the point where the thread doesn't go the way they expected; at which point they try to deflect the justified heat by claiming to be a 'devil's advocate'. A constant source of irritation to people who spent the energy arguing with them.

"Did that guy really just equate jokes about Easter to jokes about Muslims being terrorists?"
"Yep, but once he gets flamed he's gonna say he was only trying to start a debate; typical devil's dickvocate"

"You want a vegan option? What if I demanded a steak option in a vegan restaurant?"
"Stop being a devil's dickvocate Miles"

by Bi-election April 4, 2021

Diplomat with dicklomat

When you meet a diplomat who you know is going to give you that good pipe.

“ when I went to the french embassy, I met with my sneaky link to get that diplomat with dicklomat”

by clapemcheeks November 4, 2021