dicktatership

A barge with a numerous amount of male penises with an abundance of fresh cropped potatoes.......can also be a rule of tyranny as well.

i drove Martin's Dicktatership towards the dock, just to be stopped by those blasted Soviets......fuckin' dictatorship.

by Gingabreadman186 December 21, 2008

Dictatorshit

A dictatorship that, even with all the power and an immense amount of resources, is unable to keep a minimum control on crime, or satisfy the bare necessities of its own adepts.

My father keeps a shitty dictatorshit at home.

by rperazag July 14, 2010

dictatorshit

A massive dump after which you feel so much lighter and more active that you want to take over the world.

That was one huge dictatorshit I just laid in there.

by RavyDavy April 22, 2006

dicktator

controlling jerk, usually is abusive, as well, but not always. also thinks he can control everyone in sight. stereotypical Evil Ex. A dickhead, basically.

girl: owwwwww! my boyfriend hit me again!
friend: agh! dump his ass!
girl: but i love him!
friend: he's a dicktator! get rid of him!

by princessxxaixx February 16, 2009

ruthless dictator

Someone whose actions go against the interests of American corporations, even if they received US government money six months ago.

Not to be confused with a "strong leader of a troubled country", which is someone who is still receiving US government money and using it to butcher the locals.

Saddam Hussein (since 1990 only)

Mullah Mohammed Omar

Slobodan Milosevic (in Kosovo/a, but not in Bosnia)

definitely NOT: Jiang Zemin, Putin, Indonesian presidents, the guy in Uzbekistan, Museveni of Uganda etc etc, who aren't ruthless dictators because they still support US interests and/or are too big to bomb

by troops out of iraq April 20, 2004

Urban Dictator

1. a fluent speaker in Urban DIctionary language.
2. One who controls the conversation with seemingly witty comments, yet found them all on Urban Dictionary and had been studying them for days on end.

Bob: Stop talking about philosophy. It's intellectual masturbation at the worst.
Bill: You urban dic'ed that.
Bob:Whatever.
Bill: Do you want to be an Urban Dictator?
Bob: Yessir

by alien51three April 28, 2010

Petty dictator

An annoying boss or other person in authority, such as a corrupt police officer, who abuses the small amount of authority they have to make themselves feel better.

The assistant manager at McDonald's is such a petty dictator. If you don't work overtime she makes you clean the bathrooms.

by vikingphlegm April 2, 2011