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Dickduster

Tom Selleck would be jealous of that dickduster!
by dickduster255 November 22, 2011
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Dicktater

A mis-spelt version of Dictator.

In this case used as a joke term for a Dictator who is an ass (as many are).

Also can be extended as "Greasy Dicktaters", a common used name to insult fellow political members.
Politic1: That dicktater needs to be hung!
Politic2: Agreed to that! Hang him high!
Politic3: Very high! And VERY dry indeed!
Dicktater: Lol Wut?
by Spaztik-Plaztik June 12, 2007
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dicktator

a person who drills a hole in a potato puts the potato on his dick with a paper bag on his head and runs in the direction the dicktator points
he was a dicktator for halloween.
by deacon012005 July 12, 2007
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dicktastrophy

When you have sex so many times that your dick forgets to get erect while in the process of sexual intercourse, thus making it a dicktastrophy.
Defaced: Put it in!!
Danzak: I can't...I think I'm having a dicktastrophy.
by DamsBest February 3, 2017
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Dicksterity

Skilled at performing sex acts with the penis.
He had the dicksterity to hit my g-spot and get the job done.
by TXJAM June 30, 2017
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Dickposter

A person that sends a pic of someone else's dick and claim it as their own. Also known as dickpostering.
"He sent me a pic of this huge dick but I think he is a dickposter"
by southbeach73 October 16, 2017
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Urban dicktated

When Urban Dictionary rejects words because it absolutely sucks.
A word was rejected by Urban Dictionary within 2 minutes without proper review. It got Urban Dicktated.
by Aprendy November 18, 2018
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