Dickstroke

When a girl is fucked so hard that the act of walking causes her immense pain soon after.

Ben fucked Jane so hard that she had dickstroke all week long.

by Ryan is Gay January 7, 2019

dickstance

the distance of a dick

From a dickstance
The world looks blue and green
And the snowcapped mountains white
From a dickstance
I'll give you pearl earrings
And a necklace in between

by UCSD Argo 540 May 2, 2003

Dickslap

To dickslap someone is to completely dominate them. the act of whipping out one's penis and slapping another person with it is to own them completely, they might as well have your name written on them.

To dickslap a woman is another way of marrying them, without all the fuss of a ceremony. Just whip it out in public and slap them there and then, they will be so OWN'D by you that they will be forced to wear a ring and do your every bidding.

*SLAP* you're my wife now bitch!!
okay... i accept it

I dickslapped that guy on call of duty! Killed him 54 times!! LOL

Girl: Hi big guy!
Guy: *dickslap*
Girl: I am yours to command

by G33BzLAAH September 1, 2009

Dickslap

A quick "jerk" like movement of the wrist, whilst holding ones Penis, resulting in the satisfying slap of a Shiny Helmet. Usually against your womans lips or forehead if you are feeling kinky.

Julie wasnt sure she wanted Dave to be her boyfriend no more,as he kept asking if he could dickslap her.

by king_ding September 15, 2005

dickstracted

To lose focus due to the presence of or while viewing images of a hot man.

At dinner, my friends yelled at me for being dickstracted by the hot waiter wearing tight pants.

by Carlbud September 1, 2013

dickstracted

When your friend can't get their mind off the dick. Like all they think of is getting dick.

Brittany: Sorry I flaked on you yesterday, I got dickstracted.

by BayAreaPrincess925 June 4, 2016

dickstract

The act of being distracted by your partner's dick. Usually starts by a couple trying to be wholesome and then throwing it all out the window for dat dick

Guy: "babe you said that you wanted to just watch a movie and be wholesome"
Girl/guy: "Yeah, nevermind, she'll be right, you are dickstracting me"

by AAAAAAAHHHHHHH3825 September 13, 2019