Dickslapped

The act of excessively sending pictures of your dick to a cheap sluts inbox

Some rude ass girl on antichat had a disgusting attitude she needed to be dickslapped

by Kali_mist November 7, 2016

Dickstop

There are two meanings of this word, the literal and the metaphoric one. The literal meaning: "Otherwise known as the Womb when the penis is of sufficient length" and the metaphoric meaning: "Anything that prevents a man from nutting".

Damn, its such a shit feeling when one of your own boys takes your girl and pulls a dickstop on you.
Sex with her isn't all that good, her womb is too much of a dickstop, cant even fit halfway in...

by CursedEgg June 17, 2019

dickalophagus

doesn’t mean anything but it sounds cool

riley is such a dickalophagus

by dickalophagus May 1, 2020

dickalophagus

means absolutely nothing but it sounds cool

Riley is such a dickalophagus

by dickalophagus May 1, 2020

dickslobbering

Cris Collinsworth (or the national media, for that part) to the Chiefs.

Cris Collinsworth: Oh my god Mahomes looks so sexy in those spandex pants…

The NFL: The Chiefs block the Broncos’ kick and remain undefeated! Nine wins! Zero losses!

Normal NFL fan: Holy shit the dickslobbering just never ends…

by dexfromthe716 November 10, 2024

texas dickslap

When you put a Texas Mickey on the end of your dick and slap someone with it.

Aaron likes getting Texas dickslapped

by DirtySanchez52 May 2, 2018