Dickeye

A higher form of NO

mike : can you drive me 2 hours away? Kevin: dickeye

by Morgankaykaykaykay June 11, 2018

dickeyes

Dickeyes is someone who is a moron.

Fuck off dickeyes!
You're a dickeyes!

by MarkJC January 18, 2007

dickeyes

Dickeyes is someone who is a moron.

Fuck off dickeyes
Nick is a dickeyes

by MarkJC December 10, 2008

dickeye

when a evil person decides do put his penis in someones eye, hence they have a dickeye. or someone that happens to blink alot more than normal.

(everyone) Hey langas you downy dickeye!!
Dickeye(langas)(downy) fuck off

by sum evil cunt September 29, 2006

dickeye

Accidental poke in the eye with a penis or accidental ejaculation in the eyes.

During sex you ask your man if he will cum in your mouth. When he's about to cum and pulls it out, you don't get your mouth on it in time and he ends up ejaculating the first part of his load in your eye, which in turn becomes bloodshot and sore for a while. It's easier to say you have "dickeye" from that point on until the redness and soreness goes away. Don't complain! You asked for it!

by badkelly July 11, 2010

Dickeye

An amalgamation of dick head and japs eye. This term can be used in jest, to describe the foolhardy ramblings of a useless git.

Lewis you dickeye. Lewis tanned the mushrooms, the dickeye.

by Lee2001 March 13, 2008

dickeye

Term used to describe the eye of someone who has been prodded in the eye with a penis.

"Oh, Fahz has got another pair of dickeyes from his dad again"

by Rayman July 5, 2004