dickpression

When the ration of women to men is 2/3 and you haven't had sex in a real long time. Its basically the dust bowl for dicks, hard to find and lacking in variety.

I haven't had sex in so long and there are seriously no guys around, its the god damn dickpression.

by yourkneedhasarrived November 8, 2016

dickpression

the state of being dickpressed due to lack of dick in ones life or shrimpy dick

This bitch has dickpression because her fuck buddy has a chode.

by enslavedimmigrant7 September 27, 2017

Dickrest

Table on which a person lays their privates to relax them.

After running around all day I could sure use a good dickrest.

by skyjuice December 30, 2008

Dickrespect

To 'respect' (Fuck, Shag etc etc) someone of either gender, (but someone over the consensual age of sex) with one's penis (or other strap on device).

Scott, won't you Dickrespect me?

by S_too_hotty June 28, 2010

dickering

making a trade for an item with something other than money. bartering.

He had an old tractor he didn't need anymore, so after some dickering i walked away with the tractor in exchange for 20 pounds of peanuts.

by jethro20 April 16, 2017

dickeyes

Dickeyes is someone who is a moron.

Fuck off dickeyes
Nick is a dickeyes

by MarkJC December 10, 2008

Dickfriend

A boyfriend that mistreats his girlfriend. He acts like a dick.

Did you see Marton yelling at Lindsey? He's so controlling!

Yeah, he's more of a dickfriend than a boyfriend.

by PetRaccoon October 6, 2010