poop dick pappy

a man that gets poo poo on his wiener while having anal sex.

John is a poop dick pappy.

by Urippities poop head June 11, 2007

Poop Dick Golf

A golfer who sprays the the golf course with petty golf shots that travel small distances.

We cannot play anywhere too nice as Brian's poop dick golf shots won't cut it there.

by JakeyPooPoo February 3, 2010

poop dick ditch

An up and coming term for those lame sons of bitches who think they're kinky, but freak out and run away screaming as soon as shit gets real (literally).

"This hottie and me were getting in on real good, for sure! But then..., I um, got a little ick on me, so I had to bounce!"
"You poop dick ditched? David, that's some basic ass shit right there."

by Waitforit!** May 31, 2017

Poop Dick Dingle Berry

A juicy, small sized turd nugget that is hanging from somewhere in the pubic region. The occurrence normally happens post anal sex with a partner who doesn't wipe real well; but there are also other applications.

Jill was going down on J-Rob when suddenly a Poop Dick Dingle Berry came to her attention. Immediately she removed her face from his crotch region and yelled, "That's not chocolate, fuck this shit I'm outta here!"

by Cracker Please Me July 22, 2009

fudge packin poop dick

someone who does anal sex then pulls their dick out and it has shit on it; a person with a poopy dick

"Dude, I saw this fag at the mall the other day and he looked like a fudge packin poop dick."

by Da Plague(James) February 23, 2008

Poop dick blow-job

After anal sex, a blow-job is given.

Your mom got freaky with me last night and gave me a poop dick blow-job!

by chilifest March 12, 2009

poop dick wein suck

when engaged in sex in the whales eye you pull your cock out of her fanny and ram it in her mouth

Mary: i cant belive Lyle made me give him the poop dick wein suck, it tasted like shit, litterally.

by Curtis Tebo October 1, 2006