pickle dick

a predictament or troubling occurance/ also used to annoy others in shouting matches

"We're in a pickle Dick." The Adventures of Dick and Jane

by Megs and Mads November 16, 2006

Pickled Dick

The act of peeing in someone's rectum, usually while having anal sex (mainly gay). The Penis then becomes 'Pickled' due to it being stuck in an anus with urine.

1. Bob pissed in John's asshole and made a pickled dick.

2. Suzzie got mad when Eric accidentally urinated in her butt while having anal sex for making a pickled dick

by Kraldasicko August 19, 2012

Pickle dick

A male genitalia that is shaped and or colored like a pickle

Man, john has a real pickle dick
Jenny: i know right

by Kanyeeastt June 16, 2018

Pickle Dick

When someone’s COCK is very salty

Oh man last night she was on my COCK and said I had a Pickle Dick....like what???

by Yuhboiedga April 8, 2019

Pickle Dick Fuck Cunt

some fucker who has a pickle sized dick that is a total asshole or cunt and is a hard bottom bitch

Guy 1: That guy looks like a Pickle Dick Fuck Cunt Girl 1: You are so right, what a waste

by big weewee haver August 22, 2019

Pickle Dick

When he has inserted his hardware inside a female, more then 24hours ago and has not cleaned his tool.

Damn Brad, I smell pickle dick. You sick fuck!

by Da Ruuude January 4, 2020

Pickle dick

A mental disease when you are so fixated on your gender reconstruction surgery

Na sam got major pickle dick right now

by Pick dick September 12, 2021