Ditch Bitch

Essentially, a crack whore who's covered in mud from the ditch that a trucker pushed her into, after she finished giving him a blowjob.

Phil: "Hey, was that Tessie?"
Chris: "You mean the girl who's covered in mud, with cum on her face? Yeah, that's Tessie."
Phil: "Wow, what a ditch bitch!"

by dirtyjeff June 10, 2008

Datcher

Means cool, awesome, popular, amazing.

He's so datcher
That's so datcher

by ❤Lozzington❤ March 20, 2017

Go die in a ditch

Related to go die in a hole except more hostile. Both are mainly used in the south,when someone is pissed off or used as a comeback.

The reason for it being more hostile is because someone in undertext is telling you,to get hit by a hurricane or tornado.

Since hiding in a ditch is what your told to do when facing said things.

Duh.

1."Yo,bro your girlfriend's a mega whore!"
"...Go die in a ditch.."
2."RGGH idiots,you should all go die in a ditch"

by FlippyHippy July 10, 2010

Text Ditching

when a texting conversation inexplicably stops with no reasoning probably due to phone battery, forgetfulness, or business but leads to text anxiety

Yeah I was texting Haley for a while until but now I think she's text ditching me

by KittyKatBigBoi January 2, 2009

ditch weed

bad marijuana: wild marijuana that grew 'in a ditch by the side of the road'.

Shit, ain't no point in sending Jimmy out to buy us no good weed. He'll just bring hom a $50 bag of ditch weed again, just like last time.

by Anonymous November 8, 2002

Ditching Chain

A series of events in which many people are consequently ditched. These series of "ditchings" all happen in an unintentional and unthinking manner. Hence, the ditching chain is completed.

You can only break the ditching chain by ditching the ditching chain by which you would have to unditch someone and go out with them.

"The plane ditched the girl, the girl ditched her boyfriend, in addition, the boyfriend ditched his friend at the bar, and, finally, the friend ditched the teacher at his tutoring classes."

"The tutoring teacher ditched the ditching chain by attending to her sister's birthday party and not ditching her."

by Bilox January 13, 2010

dead in a ditch

Where you will end up if you don't listen to your mother; The place where family and friends will start imagining some loved one is if that loved one is significantly late.

If you don't start listening to me you will end up dead in a ditch!!!;
We all thought Bobbi Sue was dead in a ditch when she was 3 days late getting back from college.

by wichita February 9, 2008