diarrhea 

1.Gay men's period.
2.Make straight guy feels like oversexed gay.

1.Ennis: Hey Jack, let go bareback mountin'.
Jack: I'm afraid not, Ennis, I've got my diarrhea!
2.Damn, I've got a pain in the ass, must be the stupid diarrhea!

diarrhea by Peevee September 4, 2008

diarrhea 

When your pissing out your asshole

Owch!! My stomach hurts so much! I think I need food... as I crawl towards my fridge and get my grape juice. . Then I crawl back to the couch and watch Pewdiepie(YouTube) and rumbling noises coming from my stomach. .... I run to the bathroom and I almost exploded off the toilet!!! Ahhhh, that felt good but theres more and its unpleasant i think i have .... diarrhea...:( this was lil jhonny's prospective, poor jhonny and I type this as I am on tha toilet sitting in the world of shitz!

diarrhea by funny11yearold February 21, 2014

Diarrhea 

A lava-like expulsion of waste from the butthole.

Even the soda at Taco Bell makes me diarrhea.

Diarrhea by DesignerPancakes January 9, 2017

Diarrhea 

Nasty stuff that people flush to commit die.

Person one: "AHHHHHHHHH HELPPP IM HAVING A MASSIVE DIARRHEA HUUUUUUUUU!!!!!"
Person two: *hums loudly*

Diarrhea by anonymous September 25, 2018

diarrhea 

when your watching tv and your ass starts to pee Diarrhea Diarrhea

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diarrhea by derpproteinfart June 6, 2019

Diarrhea 

A burning liquid coming out after you have had bean and cheese burritos

Friend 1: How is your day by going
Me: Good
Friend 1: What did you have for dinner.
Me: be and cheese burrito.
Me running to the bathroom.
Me screaming: I have DIARRHEA!!!

Diarrhea by TouchDownYankees December 7, 2018

Diarrhea 

di•ar•rhe•a

/ˌdīəˈrēə/
noun.

Liquid fire shit. Chunky hot poison. Shit that comes forth with rash confidence and a sense of urgency. Wicked internal ass-rape. Boiling, spewing, strangely-colored, and foul as a rotting corpse. You may be on the toilet for a while. Just make sure you evacuate the neighborhood first.

"Johnny's stomach turned with anguish, as a demon danced with fire inside him. There was no mistaking it. He prayed for mercy but the demon had no patience. He ran to the toilet, squirting fresh death juice with every stride. He felt hot wetness trickle all the way down to his ankles before his ass planted. On the toilet, a valve released, letting loose a rain of brimstone and fire. His stomach was a vortex of pain. The smell of his own waste triggered rising liquid, and a stream of vomit spewed. When it was over, he fell on the floor, laid on his back with his hands on his stomach, and felt an inappropriate sense of satisfaction. He had had diarrhea, and lived."

Diarrhea by ProfessorEbonics October 29, 2020