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kozee drunk

A level of drunkenness after 8 everclear shots in which urination takes place in the shower with an abundance of open stalls and cellular devices replace alcohol in the fridge. This level of drunkenness usually involves lack of memory, MIC's, and a great story to tell everybody.
Bro, your pissing in the shower?! You must be kozee drunk!
by Klub Kozee September 8, 2012
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Blood drunk

n. a state in which an individual becomes intoxicated with rage, rendering his enemy fucked up beyond all recognition.
"Christ on a cracker! Steve just shanked Pete seventeen times in the face!"

"Dude, back the fuck away- Steve is blood drunk"
by Cory Brandon November 1, 2007
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dick drunk

when you fuck a chick and she cums so much she her legs are weak and she cant think straight
I fucked her so hard she got dick drunk and she fell onto the couch trying to walk to the bathroom.
by WOG Slacker September 16, 2009
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Anal-drunk

Being so drunk that anything seems ok, even analsex. It is relevant for both males and females. (As males can be as drunk too.)
Brian: Damn, Marte was so drunk last night that she agreed to have analsex.
Dave: Its great when your girl is Anal-drunk.
by BugsyTK January 4, 2007
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drunkasaurus

A person so under the influence of alcohol that they regress to acting like a prehistoric creature (stumbling around, grunting sounds, arms moving like t-rex arms)
Troy Wood went full drunkasaurus last night. Shit was amazing to watch
by Johnnie Doey August 25, 2013
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drunkblocking

When your friend is so drunk that you have to stay relatively sober / not give into the drunkness to take care of them.
E.g. I wanted to get fucking bamboozled but Vivian was drunkblocking me.
by WillGreggs November 16, 2018
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Sims drunk

When you get so plastered that, when trying to speak, your English resembles that of a character from the Sims. Which apparently is known as Simlish.
Nick: “Hey Kyle, how were those everclear shots?”
Kyle: “BLURSH MESHALOOB LOOBLE NURBLER!!!!!”
Will: “Oh no, I think Kyle is Sims drunk.”
by poppedmcsloshed February 15, 2019
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