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Desperation Day

February the 13th, i.e. the day before Valentines day. On which single people try desperately to find someone to spend Valentines day with.

Considered by some men (and women) to be the best time of the year to pick up someone for a one night stand.
A: "I'm totally going out tonight"

B: "Why man"?

A: "Its Desperation Day mate, even a looser like you could score"!
by Alasdair Weeks January 19, 2009
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Thumbs Up Desperation

The act of someone writing "Thumbs up if..." at the beginning of their youtube comment as a desperate attempt to make their comments rank in the Highest Rated Comments, even though it gives them no real gain.
Thumbs up if you hate it when people begin their youtube comments with 'thumbs up if...' because they have too much Thumbs Up Desperation.
by W102 August 4, 2010
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Desert Eskimo

Female who wears hoodies, scarves, booty shorts with leggings, and boots with da fur.

Not to be confused with a regular eskimo, the Desert Eskimo attends Arizona State University where she complains that she can't wear her typical bikini and high heels to school when temperatures drop lower than 70 degrees. Desert Eskimos take their look very seriously and will have a complete breakdown if splashed by a puddle of rain water.
Looking at the weather this morning, the Desert Eskimos will be out in full force at ASU.
by TempeHipster January 20, 2010
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Desert Fever

People who are only attracted to people of Arab Descent.
That girl has a case of Desert Fever
by Tony bag of donets October 11, 2009
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Desserpes

A sexually transmitted disease contracted by the innocent act of sharing a dessert.
I swear I wasn't cheating. I just got desserpes from the tiramisu I shared with Jill last week.
by azcreativecrew January 13, 2016
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Desperation Friends

Acquaintances whom are used as a last option to call up to go out. These "friends" are being used so you don't have to go out alone.
Ugh none of my friends responded if they wanted to come out with me tonight. If I don't get a reply in an hour then I'm calling my desperation friends.
by melbourne's finest June 27, 2009
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Deseriousing

Stop, you are deseriousing my point.
by VANITYSCARE March 23, 2010
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