DeSantis

A petty baby-man who threatens a nostalgic theme park, schools and groups of people for existing.

Dude, are you threatening a popular candy company just because you don't like the new character? You're such a DeSantis!

by Sienne Elle February 27, 2023

dealt

To be helplessly given an appreciable amount of bad luck or unfortunate events.

Originating from playing online Black Jack, The Dealer is the anonymous opponent of the human player of the game. The Dealer will always deal the player bad cards so that the player cannot win the game. This characteristic of being dealt unrelenting misfortune by The Dealer was expanded to encompass and explain all unfortunate occurrences that befall an individual in their everyday life. Any bad luck or accidents you may experience happen not by chance, they are maliciously dealt to you by The Dealer.

"I can't believe I came in 9th on Rainbow Road! I was in first place the whole time, until I got dealt on the last lap with 2 blue shells, 2 red shells and a lightning!"

"My girlfriend dumped me, I wrecked my car, and then I failed my exam... I got dealt so bad today."

"That's SEVEN gun-less deaths in a row, I am being dealt!"

by The Suspect March 2, 2009

DeSantis

When you have a nasty case of diarrhoea and the water gets all pooey after you flush it.

"Don't go in there mate, I flushed it twice and the water's still brown" "Sounds like a DeSantis"

by chirpydalek July 12, 2022

Go Get Dealt

Used when teams like to talk shit and get owned the next round or for the whole scrim/match.

Pre-game shit talking and not backing it up when its live will produce at least 1 if not more members of the opposite team to say "Go Get Dealt"

Term created by #dealteam and used by the world.

You say your oppenents are bad and you lose horribly. The other team is able to say "Go get dealt."

by LANatomas | Rob64[dt] December 14, 2004

Dealt with

1) When a person is beat up at the discretion of the person they pissed off.

1) PeWe: Yo did deuce beat up greg?
Fat Mike: Hell naw worst soon as deuce saw Greg... Greg got DEALT WITH!
PeWe: Damn like that?
Fat Mike: Yeah quick knockout and Timbs to the face.

by Galehart Popwell December 24, 2020

Desalegn

He is a shy man with a good sense of humor and he loves drinking milk. He likes talking to trees and singing with birds. He is a genius and it is hard for him to express his feelings but when he loves, he loves hard.

Life is all about being a Desalegn.

by Bedisha June 17, 2019

Andrew Desalvo

A cast member in the psychological horror game, Silent Hill 4: The Room. Andrew is the fat, old man the player meets at a water prison. He is the only normal, sensible character in the game, but he was a mean person to little kids. When the player returns to the water prison, he is seen as the fat, shirtless victim who sings. He is the only enemy victim who won't actively pursue the player throughout the game.

-Andrew Desalvo: "They tried to make it an orphanage, but it was actually the center of their religion..."

by Joseph Schreiber November 15, 2009