hard boobies that don't sag when you remove the "over the shoulder boulder holder."
Dense breasts:

Damn she got those dense breastesses upon her chestesses
by natdiggitydog September 28, 2016
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Someone is who's just generally dumb
If you can't do a simple thing right, you're a dense cabbage.
by Comrade.eXe June 26, 2019
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A person who is exceptionally stupid and lacks the capacity to understand simple humour. ie never finds anything funny
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"Damn that's some dense bread ya got there rick"
by TheFuriousMustardSquancher November 18, 2016
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Referring to someone or something that is dumb/ugly/lame
"That party was hella dense"
by yooitsariel December 22, 2014
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An insult for someone who insists on arguing against something that is common sense.
John: "My name is John!"
Idiot: "I doubt that, there's no way your name is John."
John: "...Why would I lie about my own name??"
Idiot: "I don't know, your name just isn't John."
John: "You Dense Cabbage, MY. NAME. IS. JOHN."
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Somebody who is a dumbass and does nothing atall.
Person 1: Jake is such a Dense cloud.

Person 2: Yeah he is a bit thick.
by hyattandy January 12, 2009
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