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Someone who can drink an imhuman amount of beer. Usually quickly and without spilling any.
Gronk is so dense. He drinks beer faster than anyone ive seen.
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by Alienlyfe February 06, 2019
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Adjective describing a thick physical being and is often used as a hyperbole to emphasize the description of said person
1. Instead of saying “that girl is so thick” one can replace it with; “Damn dat girl real Dense!”
by panda_bern August 28, 2018
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lunchbox512 : hello there
literally everyone : ahh, you must be Mr. dense
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by StarkGaryen November 15, 2020
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When someone says dense, they mean stupid. If someone is dense, they don’t understand simple common sense or can’t understand an easy topic. They say dense because you’re brain is too dense with stuff so you don’t think right.
Mark: I can’t find where my car keys are.

Jack: Are you dense bro? They are right in front of you
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by badowshoo May 24, 2019
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When someone is beyond stupid that you doubt they even have a brain
“Hey Dude, you know that new girl Kayla?”
“Gay Kayla?”
“Yeah, she’s fucking dense
by Dense3000 February 13, 2019
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