When you start fucking the whole enemy squad in Warzone and then carry your teammates ass out of the gulag
Marcel: DAMN BOIIII HE DID A QUAD FEED, you son of a bitch you DID IT
Daniel: NAHHH BOIII HE DID THE DIRTY DEJAN, he did it again
Daniel: NAHHH BOIII HE DID THE DIRTY DEJAN, he did it again
by DAMNDEJAN April 19, 2020
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Etymologically, means to "accidentally pull out of the vagina during intercourse".
In its current use, it could mean :
* To kid, to tease, to fuck with somebody.
* To goof, mess, kid, dick, or fuck around (or about).
* To be dysfunctional, or fucked up.
* To make a bad (though funny) mistake, to fuck up.
Etymologically, means to "accidentally pull out of the vagina during intercourse".
In its current use, it could mean :
* To kid, to tease, to fuck with somebody.
* To goof, mess, kid, dick, or fuck around (or about).
* To be dysfunctional, or fucked up.
* To make a bad (though funny) mistake, to fuck up.
To fuck with somebody :
- Hey, Bob - how's your room ? Cleaned up already ? Your mom says she'll come up in 5 minutes.
- (panicked yell) FUCK !!!!!!
- Naaah, je déconne :-D !
To fuck around :
- Yeah ... about Scott ... he's been dicking around for 15 years = ça fait quinze ans qu'il passe son temps à déconner ... Maybe that would not hurt him to get a bit serious, for a change !
To be fucked up :
- Hey, Matt, heard about the latest decision of the Supreme Court ? They ruled that a Corporation is a person with freedom of speach, and therefore should be OK'd to donate to an electoral campaign.
- Putain, ils déconnent sec, ceux-là !
(alternative) :
- Putain de bordel de connerie d'écran de MERDE !!
- What's going on, Ryan ?
- That fucking CRT screen ... il déconne encore !
To fuck up :
- So Spud showed up high at his job interview ...
- Oh jeez :-D ! C'est déconneeeeeer !!
- Hey, Bob - how's your room ? Cleaned up already ? Your mom says she'll come up in 5 minutes.
- (panicked yell) FUCK !!!!!!
- Naaah, je déconne :-D !
To fuck around :
- Yeah ... about Scott ... he's been dicking around for 15 years = ça fait quinze ans qu'il passe son temps à déconner ... Maybe that would not hurt him to get a bit serious, for a change !
To be fucked up :
- Hey, Matt, heard about the latest decision of the Supreme Court ? They ruled that a Corporation is a person with freedom of speach, and therefore should be OK'd to donate to an electoral campaign.
- Putain, ils déconnent sec, ceux-là !
(alternative) :
- Putain de bordel de connerie d'écran de MERDE !!
- What's going on, Ryan ?
- That fucking CRT screen ... il déconne encore !
To fuck up :
- So Spud showed up high at his job interview ...
- Oh jeez :-D ! C'est déconneeeeeer !!
by Blues Buster January 22, 2010
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Sarcastically spearking guy:
Guy 1: Whoa, that guy over there think's he's such a deconus, he is soooo smart that no one could ever be on his level, wow what a comeback, you freaking deconus!
Guy 2: I concur
Sarcastically spearking guy:
Guy 1: Whoa, that guy over there think's he's such a deconus, he is soooo smart that no one could ever be on his level, wow what a comeback, you freaking deconus!
Guy 2: I concur
by SweetK January 3, 2009
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by BoundlessKing October 27, 2016
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by Raptor9458 July 20, 2009
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by Dejan April 29, 2004
Get the Dejan mug.Avoiding mutual interference by allocating time and assets to avoid conflict (collisions, double booking, over-stretching resources etc.).
The term is most commonly used by the military and engineers.
The term is most commonly used by the military and engineers.
If you have a one lane street with two direction of traffic going through it, the drivers cannot go in both directions at the same time. Drivers can deconflict by taking turns. Three cars go one way, then three cars go the other way.
by Apeiron0 September 15, 2010
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