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Wow, that guy over there's a deconus!

Sarcastically spearking guy:
Guy 1: Whoa, that guy over there think's he's such a deconus, he is soooo smart that no one could ever be on his level, wow what a comeback, you freaking deconus!

Guy 2: I concur
deconus by SweetK January 3, 2009
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Deconstituted 

To have reduced something substantially, to the point where said thing is no longer sufficiently complete to be considered to be that thing, prior to an action's being performed to reconstitute it.

Note: Reconstitution may require a single simple step (such as adding boiling water), or a complex plurality of steps, but the potential for returning said thing to its original form must have been intended for deconstitution to have taken place. If reconstitution was not intended, then the thing was merely destroyed/consumed/ruined etc.
Example 1:

Son: "Do we have any Thai green curry left?"

Mom: "Sure, it's in the cupboard. It's deconstituted, though, so you'll need to add two cans of coconut milk, some basil, and toss in some chicken meat, and then cook it on medium-high for about 10 minutes."

Son: "So that's a "no", then."

Example 2:

Lawyer: "I got those files you sent me in my email, but I can't do anything with them. I sent them to my IT people, and they couldn't even identify what they were supposed to be? They must have become corrupted in transfer."

Client: "No, no - they were deconstituted, on purpose, for security reasons. I don't trust public key crypto, and these documents contain critical stuff which is for your eyes & ears only. Now that I have you on the phone, I'll give you the link and password for where you can get the reconstitution tools and the holdback portion, so you can decode them."

Lawyer: "Cool! Give'em to me... Wait, did you say "eyes and ears"?

Client: "Yeah, there's two textual documents, four image files, and a 5 minute video of me explaining how the process works, for your patent guys. Anyway, point your browser to ....., and login as your last name, with the password 'bananahammock'"
Deconstituted by Johnny Soporno February 7, 2010
i told my girlfriend that she was decorus,and i explained what it means,so she was happy and i was happy....so we made out on my bed
decorus by i love August 23, 2006

deconfuse 

How may I deconfuse you so that you understand what I'm saying?
deconfuse by D Decker August 8, 2008

Deconsideration

Abstract Noun:
1. Opposite of reconsideration.
Verb (Deconsider):
2. To reinterpret a situation while ignoring logical reason.
3. To come to a conclusion without knowing why you came to the conclusion.
Person 1: What color is south?
Person 2: I think it’s blue because the south pole is cold and blue is the cold color.
Person 1: You’re overthinking it.
Person 2: You’re right, upon deconsideration, south is actually green.
Person 3: Both of you are actually stupid.
Deconsideration by Emperor Chicken August 28, 2023

deconstructing 

Reevaluating your faith and what you were taught to believe. It is very often abandoning fundamentalism. For some it is moving to a different form of the same faith, often a more logical,empathetic,progressive one, for others it is losing faith entirely. It is quite often people seeing the cruelty in the evangelical church and choosing to follow the love that Christ commanded instead of their evangelical churches.
James: you’re a Baptist right? You believe in the discrimination&anti-science that they’ve taught in their churches?
John: No I grew up in the baptist church but am deconstructing.

deconstructivism 

The opposite of construction (not to be confused with constructivism), but not exactly.

A construction of step by step destruction in the real world, destroying what is known to create what is possible only in an other, inconceivable and as yet, unimaginable world.
This prolonged hunger is going to be my deconstructivism.
deconstructivism by YabWIT June 6, 2011
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