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Fart of deception

This phrase describes the scenario of when you randomly smell something tasty cooking somewhere, and when you look around yourself to determine where the food is at you realise the only place for the smell to have come from was someones asshole.
Jenny and james ate curry for dinner and the next night are watching a movie.

James asks jenny if she has got the leftovers in the microwave because its smells as good as yesterday.
Jenny says no with a dirty grin and james realises he was fooled by the fart of deception.
by rapunzabel April 6, 2017
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unpublished defenition

an unpublished defenition is wasted time
wow once again i wasted my time on an unpublished defenition
by originalnugman April 27, 2019
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defector

usually defined as someone or a party that consciously abandons their home or default party, country or military affiliation and is usually considered illegal by the default association.

the definition started in the military, as someone who "defects" to the opposing party...meaning "to switch sides".

commonly used for refugees attempting to leave north korea. see example below:
"north korea is a nightmare. i know someone who actually managed to defect from that communist hellhole and apply for legal status in south korea as a defector"
by anon486 March 7, 2010
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defecating

i once got arrested for defecating in public
by __olivia February 19, 2019
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self-defecating

To shit oneself. From the word "defecate," meaning, "have a bowel movement." And the word, self, meaning "One's identity."
"Yo, did you see that guy? He was totally self-defecating!"
by MoreAwesomeThanThisGuy! March 5, 2010
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derection

What a guy gets when he looks at somebody REEEEEALLY ugly.
Guy 1: ew, dude look at that fugly chick over there!
Guy 2: ahhh! my eyes!
Guy 3: ahhh! my dick! deeeeeerection!
by Emberlix February 19, 2005
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Urban Dejection

dejection faced by those whose words are continuously rejected by urbandictionary.com for the word the day
The rejection of my brain child, 'testickles', by the editors of urban dictionary gave me a strong case of urban dejection.
by ECGirls September 7, 2010
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