Homo Erotic Attention Deficit

A disorder where the victim suffers mild to acute cases of inattention and distractability when faced with a homo-erotic situation.

Paul's Homo Erotic Attention Deficit (H.E.A.D.) has been acting up again. He can't do his homework and just stares at Eric.

by Brian Simmons January 12, 2009

Defecation deficit

To not be able to take a shit; to be constipated.

Sorry, that was my digestion. I'm in the middle of a defecation deficit.

by maltar April 9, 2011

Facial Deficit

Facial Deficit is a term referring to a face of a person that is unpleasant to look upon

Lindsay Lohan has a chronic Facial Deficit. All those drugs have destroyed her once good looks.

by Aerophone April 17, 2012

calorie deficit

A calorie deficit is any shortage in the number of calories consumed relative to the number of calories needed for maintenance of current body weight.

To create a calorie deficit, a person will need to reduce the number of calories they eat and increase the amount of activity they do. For example, if you eat 1500 calories a day and burn 2000 calories , you will be in 500 calorie deficit.

by cordied May 26, 2023

Vacation Deficit Disorder

an acute desire for a vacation; not having had a vacation in a long time and you feel a strong desire to hop on a plane and leave the country asap; also VDD.

I haven't had a vacation at all this year. I'm having severe vacation deficit disorder (or VDD).

by pyewacket June 9, 2011

Attention Deficit Radio Disorder (ADRD)

A form of Attention Deficit in which suffers zone out while listening to the radio, only to be jolted back to consciousness when a truly awful song has hit the radio or their playlist. While this often occurs in a public audio forum of some sort – in an office cubicle, at party they are hosting, or in the car on a date; acute embarrassment is also experienced by those listening to a personal device through headphones, or listening to music while alone.

More typical still, is that the song is more than halfway through before the ADRD sufferer realizes – heightening the feeling of embarrassment or confusion at having been caught listening to Richard Marx/Vanilla Ice/Journey/Ricky Martin/The Baha Men, the Electric Slide, or country and western music for a number of minutes.

It should be pointed out that triggers for ADRD vary widely person to person, and clique to clique.

John knew his Attention Deficit Radio Disorder (ADRD) had again affected his chance of being taken seriously at work - he didn't realize until his boss was walking past his cubicle, that Smoke Two Joints by Sublime was cranking on his speakers.

by therealdealy February 1, 2009

Personality Deficit Disorder

The complete and utter absence of character. Jocks, Muscleheads and some cheerleaders suffer from PDD.

Mike-"Rob wanted to ask her out until they had a conversation."
Tom-"What happened?"
Mike-"She has personality deficit disorder!"

by Painking666 January 20, 2009