dacryphilia

sexual arousal by your partner's tears

Because of my dacryphilia, I couldn't help myself at my girlfriend's grandma's funeral.

by Justin December 28, 2003

Danny Ocean

Any situation in which elaborate lies and trickery are used to achieve a desired object or goal.

"I can't believe he got with that chick?"
"He told her he was a AAA baseball player"
"He Danny Oceaned that ho."

"I got it for free but i sold it to Bobay for 50 bucks."
"The Danny Ocean"

"How did you get those coupons?"
"I Danny Oceaned them from that cashier"

by The Real James Dean May 13, 2009

dankyou

A gesture of appreciation for sharing ones dank.

'Lauren you want some dank?'
'Dankyou Levent!'

by shutupseb February 8, 2013

Dairy Dan the Ice Cream Man

When a girl inserts a roll of quarters into a guys ass hole, then proceeds to jerk him off while he is squatting and his penis is aimed towards a paper cup (like the ones used to hold ice cream at the ice cream shop). When the guy cums into the cup, the pressure of the orgasm pushes the quarters out.

So just like the Olde Time Ice Cream guys, you get a cup full of cream and change back!

Girl, my man be smilin' like a fat kid at Baskin' Robins. All because I gave him a "Dairy Dan the Ice Cream Man", ate the snack and spent the money!

by CountDisco October 22, 2012

diaper dandy

Phrase used by Dick Vitale to describe talented, freshman college basketball players.

"Look at that move, this kid's a real diaper dandy!"

by bob bobertson February 3, 2005

dacryphilia

Being turned on by people's tears/crying aka mourning wood.

It's not cruelty, honey, just dacryphilia. Now now, ignore the boner and carry on crying.

by GrimmyX February 25, 2023

Danny Stone

A small town cat slicker gettin' it on with Ashley Tisdale. What a fucking chump.

Ashley Tisdale is caught naked with Danny Stone. Need I say more?

by ashleytisdalefan April 19, 2013