A take-out food chain that has awesome frozen treats and desserts but stay away from the brazier unless you want non-stop diarrhea
Mark: Hey man wanna go to Dairy Queen for a burger or something?
Bob: Ughh not after what happened last time, that was tramatizing...*twitch*
Bob: Ughh not after what happened last time, that was tramatizing...*twitch*
by betting--on--alice April 23, 2009
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by Sebastian des Cambres January 29, 2006
Get the Dairy Queen mug.Despite the good food, is the absolutely worst fucking place to work, in which the day you get canned (like I did) or quit, you'll be celebrating with tears of JOY.
WORD TO THE WISE, after making a blizzard, the collars get thrown in a dirty ass sink full of water that has nasty ass soggy candy pieces and melted ice-cream from previous collars. The very same collars that are used again a second later and contaminate the ice cream with shitty disgusting water.
WORD TO THE WISE, after making a blizzard, the collars get thrown in a dirty ass sink full of water that has nasty ass soggy candy pieces and melted ice-cream from previous collars. The very same collars that are used again a second later and contaminate the ice cream with shitty disgusting water.
Friend 1: "Yo, Jake! You know Bob got canned from Dairy Queen the other day?"
Friend 2: "No shizzle? Why?"
Friend 1: "Well, he told me his boss is a fat douche who didn't even like him from the start, so he found some lame excuse saying he doesn't feel Bob is committed to his job, just to give him the boot. Never seen Bob so happy in my life though."
Friend 2: "Daaaayaaamnnn that shit's nuts man."
Friend 1: "Word. I guess he was tired of cleaning shit off the toilet seats."
Friend 2: "No shizzle? Why?"
Friend 1: "Well, he told me his boss is a fat douche who didn't even like him from the start, so he found some lame excuse saying he doesn't feel Bob is committed to his job, just to give him the boot. Never seen Bob so happy in my life though."
Friend 2: "Daaaayaaamnnn that shit's nuts man."
Friend 1: "Word. I guess he was tired of cleaning shit off the toilet seats."
by IsraelHands09 December 2, 2010
Get the Dairy Queen mug.A turd that comes out with an end that resembles the tip of a soft serve ice cream cup or cone. This usually indicates the completion of a bowel movement. A blunt tip as opposed to a dairy dip tip would indicate internal breakage resulting in the need for further movement.
by nekidcamper January 23, 2010
Get the dairy dip tip mug.When lactose intolerant people decide to stop being so good with restricting the dairy intake, and eat tons of dairy products, knowing the outcome will be horrific.
Shannon: I went on a complete dairy binge last night.
Emily: What?
Shannon: ...I had been doing so well.
Emily: ...Oh no....
Emily: What?
Shannon: ...I had been doing so well.
Emily: ...Oh no....
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by dragons615 October 25, 2012
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