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clear the custard

Of a male, to masturbate the custard-cannon until ejaculation . Chiefly British/Australian usage. See ejaculation and masturbation-male for synonyms.
(It's hard to use this in a sentence)

Dude....I never get a girl so all I do is clear the custard.
by Stumpy69 April 30, 2006
mugGet the clear the custardmug.

bollock custard

The ejaculation produced from a males penis when he reaches orgasm.
"I shot my bollock custard all over her face".

"She swallowed my bollock custard".
by Dacarlo March 13, 2003
mugGet the bollock custardmug.

face custard

male ejaculate that ends up on a partners face, either intentionally or accidentally.
I think you have a bit of face custard on your chin.
by jimb0ne January 18, 2012
mugGet the face custardmug.

Custard Bomb

A sexual act by which the female insert’s a funnel in her anus. The funnel is thus filled with cold custard. The cold custard is farted into the male's mouth, which by now is luke warm, giving the male a tasty meal.
I Just got a tasty Custard Bomb of Rosie O'Donnell , Yum

Rosie Custard
by bph1992 March 19, 2012
mugGet the Custard Bombmug.

custard cousins

Two or more people who have had sex with the same person.
We both squirted our custard into her. Now we are custard cousins.
by electricmonk July 1, 2008
mugGet the custard cousinsmug.

Custard Trout

Custard Trout An angry internet troll who takes great pleasure in dark humour.It is also known to hate it when something is misspelt. Generally, he,she or it is considered as asset in a team, if in a game. Particularly on Call of Duty 4 It is said, that this creature once killed 578 enemies in a Clan match, this however is unproven and no records have been found. This creature seems to be online at many places at the same time.Many terms have come out of this, usually if doing well on a game or using very dark humour. Or sometimes if a fourm user is to either Troll on many fourmsExample: "Trouting it" "Custarding it"(Please note it is unknown if "Custard Trout" is male or female, it is also unknown if he,she or it is real or a legend.)
It is also said that this creature only eats custard and lives in the water, hence the name "Custard Trout"
Troll Fourm Troll Xbox live Custard Trout Drunk Duck Fourm
by Burning Bird August 9, 2009
mugGet the Custard Troutmug.

Tubby Custard

A pink diarrhea like substance that is ate by the teletubbies along with tubby toast.
Po make me some tubby custard before I pimp slap your hoe ass.
by TheMinor_69er May 22, 2009
mugGet the Tubby Custardmug.

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