Of a male, to masturbate the custard-cannon until ejaculation . Chiefly British/Australian usage. See ejaculation and masturbation-male for synonyms.
by Stumpy69 April 17, 2006
by Dacarlo March 13, 2003
by jimb0ne January 13, 2012
A sexual act by which the female insert’s a funnel in her anus. The funnel is thus filled with cold custard. The cold custard is farted into the male's mouth, which by now is luke warm, giving the male a tasty meal.
by bph1992 February 9, 2012
by electricmonk July 1, 2008
Custard Trout An angry internet troll who takes great pleasure in dark humour.It is also known to hate it when something is misspelt. Generally, he,she or it is considered as asset in a team, if in a game. Particularly on Call of Duty 4 It is said, that this creature once killed 578 enemies in a Clan match, this however is unproven and no records have been found. This creature seems to be online at many places at the same time.Many terms have come out of this, usually if doing well on a game or using very dark humour. Or sometimes if a fourm user is to either Troll on many fourmsExample: "Trouting it" "Custarding it"(Please note it is unknown if "Custard Trout" is male or female, it is also unknown if he,she or it is real or a legend.)
It is also said that this creature only eats custard and lives in the water, hence the name "Custard Trout"
It is also said that this creature only eats custard and lives in the water, hence the name "Custard Trout"
by Burning Bird August 9, 2009
by TheMinor_69er May 21, 2009