cheese curd

Typical residents of midwestern sprawl. Generally obese, thes e creatures have lifestyles centered around television viewing , cheap canned beer, and bad low-fiber foods. Working crappy corporate service-sector jobs, they generally vote republican and don't care why.

The cheese curd, being too lazy to walk while shopping at WalMart, chose to employ one of the electric wheelchairs reserved for mobility-impaired patrons.

by Graham Paul Knopp March 31, 2007

butt curds

The residual balls of toilet paper that can be retrieved from your butt crack and underwear throughout the day after pooping.

Rebecca was a little off when we starting fucking and a bunch of my butt curds fell on her bed.

by Keith Ordan October 3, 2017

Curd burgler

Eating a girl out who has a yeast infection

Hey billy did you curd burgler here last night?

by Curdgirl March 20, 2017

cunt curd

Fumunda cheese for women. The mayonnaise clam.

Damn, Karen's pussy is stanky from all her layers of cunt curds.

by MingoTheDingo March 4, 2021

Nipple curds

Those juicy curds which form upon the nipple when one breastfeeds uncautiously. The curds taste of chunky sour onion goo & old buttermilk.

Mama lemme lick them tasty nipple curds yummy yummy yummy, tasty curds in my tummy.

by Pancakeboi September 27, 2018

curd proud

a feeling of excitement for the breaking of an emulsion or colloid into large parts of different composition through the physico-chemical processes of flocculation, creaming, and coalescence.

woman: my milk gone bad
woman #2: curd proud!

by anonymous April 3, 2021

Nipple Curds

When a pregnant woman lactates breast milk and it cultivates the correct cultures to produce a cheese like substance.

Rashawn Andrew - Grant hallaway - Wentsworth - " Damn, I was thinking about aborting this baby, I was just doing it for the nipple curds."

Tim - "Save some for me Rashawn Andrew - Grant Hallaway - Wentsworth, let me make a grilled cheese before you stifle God's plans!"

Rashawn Andrew - Grant hallaway - Wentsworth - "You rascal!"

by Buttfunkexpress May 4, 2019