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by Gonzilla August 16, 2023
Get the Monkey Cucker mug.1. A situation in a romantic relationship where one partner emphasizes the inclusion of religious ideology or practices to a degree that it becomes a point of contention or conflict between the couple, especially when the emphasis on religion is perceived to undermine the other partner's role or influence within the relationship.
2. The insistence by one partner that their shared religious beliefs and practices must play a central role in the relationship, potentially leading to disagreements or discomfort if the other partner does not share the same level of commitment or interpretation.
2. The insistence by one partner that their shared religious beliefs and practices must play a central role in the relationship, potentially leading to disagreements or discomfort if the other partner does not share the same level of commitment or interpretation.
It's quite unfortunate that Jonathan got locked into quite the case of Biblical Cuckery with that last relationship,
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Get the Sock Cucker mug.The Cunckening is the inevitable downfall of an occult grifter, the moment when the PayPal veil is lifted, and the world finally sees them for what they are. It is the tipping point, the memetic flood, the great reckoning of those who peddle mysticism as a brand while delivering nothing but invoices and excuses.
A Cunckening happens when:
Their students realize they've been ghosted after paying hundreds (or thousands) for "advanced wisdom."
They get exposed for rebranding Wikipedia-tier knowledge as "initiatory secrets."
Their cult of personality starts fracturing because the grift is stretched too thin.
They pivot from sorcery to political ranting in an attempt to stay relevant.
The community turns on them, whispering the word in the shadows.
Once a Cunckening begins, there is no stopping it. No amount of damage control, Facebook essays, or limp-wristed defenses can reverse the process. Their reputation enters a death spiral, and the best they can do is cling to whatever remaining Patreon paypigs haven’t yet seen the light.
A Cunckening is not just a moment—it is a prophecy. The grift always collapses in the end.
The Cunckening: When the politics outpace the PayPal invoices.
A Cunckening happens when:
Their students realize they've been ghosted after paying hundreds (or thousands) for "advanced wisdom."
They get exposed for rebranding Wikipedia-tier knowledge as "initiatory secrets."
Their cult of personality starts fracturing because the grift is stretched too thin.
They pivot from sorcery to political ranting in an attempt to stay relevant.
The community turns on them, whispering the word in the shadows.
Once a Cunckening begins, there is no stopping it. No amount of damage control, Facebook essays, or limp-wristed defenses can reverse the process. Their reputation enters a death spiral, and the best they can do is cling to whatever remaining Patreon paypigs haven’t yet seen the light.
A Cunckening is not just a moment—it is a prophecy. The grift always collapses in the end.
The Cunckening: When the politics outpace the PayPal invoices.
"The Cunckening started when people realized he spent more time doomposting about MAGA than answering student emails."
"When an occultist starts posting 20 times a day about ‘the threat of rising fascism’ but still hasn’t delivered the course he promised six months ago, the Cunckening is upon him."
"You can always tell when a Cunckening is underway—first, the occult posts slow down. Then the MSNBC-tier rants take over. Next thing you know, he’s writing thousand-word screeds about ‘populist threats’ while the students who paid him are still waiting for access."
"By the time he claimed Trump was a Goetic demon and started live-posting his tarot spreads about the election, the Cunckening was already in full effect."
"The Facebook feed was a perfect timeline of a Cunckening: occult wisdom > overpriced courses > angry anti-populist rants > all caps posts about democracy itself being at stake > grifting off another cycle of crisis."
"He used to charge $1,000 for a ‘self-initiation’ course, but when the students realized he’d just copy-pasted The Kybalion, the Cunckening began."
"After years of grifting off esoteric Facebook groups, the Cunckening finally caught up to him when people started comparing his ‘original work’ to Wikipedia articles."
"At first, people dismissed the whispers, but by the time the Cunckening reached full force, the receipts were everywhere—PayPal transactions, ignored emails, and a trail of abandoned students who never got what they paid for."
"When an occultist starts posting 20 times a day about ‘the threat of rising fascism’ but still hasn’t delivered the course he promised six months ago, the Cunckening is upon him."
"You can always tell when a Cunckening is underway—first, the occult posts slow down. Then the MSNBC-tier rants take over. Next thing you know, he’s writing thousand-word screeds about ‘populist threats’ while the students who paid him are still waiting for access."
"By the time he claimed Trump was a Goetic demon and started live-posting his tarot spreads about the election, the Cunckening was already in full effect."
"The Facebook feed was a perfect timeline of a Cunckening: occult wisdom > overpriced courses > angry anti-populist rants > all caps posts about democracy itself being at stake > grifting off another cycle of crisis."
"He used to charge $1,000 for a ‘self-initiation’ course, but when the students realized he’d just copy-pasted The Kybalion, the Cunckening began."
"After years of grifting off esoteric Facebook groups, the Cunckening finally caught up to him when people started comparing his ‘original work’ to Wikipedia articles."
"At first, people dismissed the whispers, but by the time the Cunckening reached full force, the receipts were everywhere—PayPal transactions, ignored emails, and a trail of abandoned students who never got what they paid for."
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