Cube Coke

An alcoholic beverage consumed in your cubicle while working. Usually consumed out of a non-discript cup or company mug.

She enjoyed a refreshing cube coke while working late nights during tax season.

by little miss 1040 March 12, 2008

Jose Cuervo's Theory of Relativity

Two events, simultaneous for one observer, may not be simultaneous for another observer if the observers are completely shitfaced.

Guy 1: "Fuck, man; I swear that night went down so differently in my head."
Guy 2: "Yeah, you were pretty much just dancing around while throwing up all over those girls and talking about how awesome you felt."
Guy 1: "Jose Cuervo's Theory of Relativity is a bitch."

Also see: Beer Goggles

by -Shitfaced- May 12, 2010

Cubeaholic

One who is addicted to the Rubik's Cube

Toby Mao-cubeaholic

by cubeaholic October 22, 2008

CubeAUS

An Australian Twitch Streamer who likes to reveal his body parts for follower goals

CubeAUS sucks at speed bridging

by AustraliaPog September 24, 2021

CubeAUS

Cube is my pet, his nickname is Cub

The streamer CubeAUS should learn how to get better at block game

by AustraliaPog September 29, 2021

obama cube

The most elagant shape in all of history

Your girl looks like Obama Cube

by yo momba lobomba January 16, 2020

cube rape

The unsought entry of a colleague into your cubical or workspace, usually followed by annoying familial-centric conversation, random fondling of office paraphernalia, or re-telling of "funny" jokes or situations, that are in fact, not.

Pete was befuddled and ashamed when Jim entered the office and proceeded to cube rape him mercilessly, engaging in unwanted verbal intercourse about his kids' weekend Cub Scout trip.

by Concerned Bureaucrat February 18, 2009