A Creamy Crystal

When a girl dumps ice cream or a milkshake in your balls and proceeds to lick it off

Last night I gave him a creamy crystal.

by D11GYT July 9, 2020

Crystal Methyd

Obviously the best qween on RPDR!!! Periodt

Crystal Methyd is so cool and fun. No wonder she won drag race.

OMG Crystal Methyd is dating BiBi Bad?? Who knew!!!!?

by Im That Bitch (it’s unanimous) May 10, 2020

crystal castles

A Toronto-based band that makes music, which causes your face to explode. The greatest band ever consists of two members, multi-instrumentalist Ethan Kath and vocalist Alice Glass (two of the coolest people to walk this earth!).

we are crystal castles
we are 1 boy and 1 girl
we are named after She-Ra's home
we play rough

by Juicebox2507 June 14, 2008

Crystabelle

Crystabelle us is a solid person who is selfless and caring. She can get a bit over dramatic but everyone knows her heart is in the right place. Crystabelle will stand up for her friends when needed and will try to do anyrthing to cheer up with her besties.

Crystabelle can be a bad ass and very scared at the same time.

OMG! Is that a Crystabelle?

by Grrlz Dictionary! September 12, 2021

spooge crystals

White crusty substance that has been left over after mansoup spills on furniture and dries.

I went to sit on my couch and noticed my roommate left spooge crystals all over my favorite spot.

My girlfriends bangs were stuck to her forehead due to spooge crystals.

by Ima P Ness April 25, 2010

Playing James Madison's Crystal Flute

Performing fellatio on a public official to harpsichord accompaniment while wearing a powdered wig in the hope of receiving a well-paying political appointment in exchange for one's efforts.

Publicus only got that job as Secretary of Agriculture by playing James Madison's Crystal Flute. Based on the speed with with his nomination was confirmed, he must be a flutist of some distinction.

by The Consent of the Governed September 29, 2022

Crystal Queer

The precise moment that somebody realizes that they are gay.

Herb didn't know why his thoughts dwelled on Chad. It was only after much thought that Herb realized that he was in love. It was crystal queer.

by backotruck January 10, 2013