Crocodiling

When a guy goes down on a girl and all she can see is his eyes from her point of view.

There was no Crocodiling the entire time he ate my taco.

by JTurc4 June 23, 2022

Crocodilio

A fierce reptile native to Latrobe, Pennsylvania, living in the swamps and creeks. They are part crocodile, part alligator, and part camen. Fully grown, they can be up to 10 feet long. Crocodilios hunt upon medium to large sized prey ranging from beavers to even humans. An encounter with one means almost certain death, for the first strike is deadly. One must be on high guard when entering their territory. Crocodilios are very stealthy creatures and often hunt in packs. Breeding season lasts from early May to late June. This is when it is most dangerous. These creature go away in hiding in late summer and hibernate during the cold Pennsylvania winters.

"Dude we better get out of here. I think I just saw a crocodilio."

Oh shit dude we don't want to get eaten by one!

by p8ntballermike August 14, 2010

crocodile legs

When a girls man spreads

Guy 1: do you see that girl?

Guy 2: yeah she has crocodile legs

by Eamon McCann March 20, 2017

Crocodilian fear

Crocodilian Fears refer to an irrational phobia.

Crocodilian Fears can begin with a range of triggers as a child or toddler. These fears are in psychologically worsened in some cases and carried forward into adulthood.

Crocodilian fears are therefore less serious forms of phobias which are fabricated and not diagnosed.

Joe had a crocodilian fear since he was a boy, this fear has haunted him throughout early life.

by TheBastardSquad September 30, 2023

Crocodile tears

Fake or insincere expression or emotion that tries to convince others you give a fuck

“But these crocodile tears that the senator from Texas is crying for first responders are too hard for me to take.”

by Junior Senator January 25, 2019

The Crocodile

The crocodile is when a person puts their thumb, index finger and middle finger into a woman's cooter, while at the same time sliding their ring and pinky fingers into her pooper. It's basically the next generation of the shocker (two in the juice, one in the caboose)...but it adds a little more pleasure to the spocker. This method of pleasure is named the crocodile because once the fingers go their directions, the hand resembles a crocodile with it's gaping maw.

For some reason, I've been giving out a lot of crocodiles lately...guess all those shockers we gave out in the 90s really loosened things up for The Crocodile to proliferate

by 960xxx October 22, 2018

Crocoduck

One of the most prominant icons of modern day Christianity, the Crocoduck is capable of dispeling all arguements in favour of Atheism and Darwinism simply by not existing. Its sworn enemy is the platypus, which, in harsh contrast, is capable of proving god does not exist by existing.

Kirk Cameron: All throughout the fossil record and life, we don't find one of these; a Crocoduck. There's just nothing like it!

by Naton May 29, 2007