This is when you are having sex and the woman that is so loud, she wakes up your roommates causing you to take the crusty old jerk-off-rag (SOCK) from under your bed and cram it in her mouth.
Kristen was yelling so loud at the apartment during sex that i had to give her the crusty muzzle so she didn't wake you up.
by grimmy December 23, 2005
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by Disel2013 March 26, 2017
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by Crispycreampie October 4, 2019
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by BellasaurusTheJust September 25, 2020
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Ben got a bucket of fried chicken and gave his girlfriend a Crispy Richard in his hatchback Accord last night.
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