The Crunch

The need for a morning Dump;
The inability to shit, even when the need is
"christ that first coffee has given me the crunch"
"I am captain of the good ship crunch right now, if only those pills would wear out so I can destroy the toilet already"
by towek September 13, 2009
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Crunch

A word you use when something is cool to you or just a word that crunch
That’s one crunchy lookin Fortnite skin
by Juicecrust October 27, 2018
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Andrew:Hey Joe!

Joe: What?
Andrew Crunch Time!
Joe:FUCKkKkKK
by RoyalMotherFucker September 15, 2018
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crunch it

To work out, especially to lift weights.

Mostly a California bro expression, brought into the public eye by Will Ferrell in "A Night at the Roxbury".
Doug: So...I guess we're on a break from work.

Steve: Uh, yeah, looks like it....

Doug: Wanna crunch it?

Steve nods purposefully and the two men strut off.
by Emili000000000000 April 12, 2016
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crunching

to be a major tool, fag, queer

a cruncher is a person who wears hair gel cut off tshirts and flatbilled hats on backwords, and can always be found wearing oversized glasses.
brent, look at that cruncher, what a faggot. he thinks he's crunching but he's just gay.
by crunch hater 45 July 07, 2009
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