The Crunch

The need for a morning Dump;
The inability to shit, even when the need is

"christ that first coffee has given me the crunch"
"I am captain of the good ship crunch right now, if only those pills would wear out so I can destroy the toilet already"

by towek September 13, 2009

Crunch

To crunch one's balls

Andrew:Hey Joe!

Joe: What?
Andrew Crunch Time!
Joe:FUCKkKkKK

by RoyalMotherFucker September 15, 2018

Crunch

When you hear a crunch

Crunch

Crunch

by Bigjill69420 August 29, 2020

Crunch

A word you use when something is cool to you or just a word that crunch

That’s one crunchy lookin Fortnite skin

by Juicecrust October 27, 2018

Crunch

When you hear a crunch

Crunch

Crunch

by Bigjill69420 August 29, 2020

crunch it

To work out, especially to lift weights.

Mostly a California bro expression, brought into the public eye by Will Ferrell in "A Night at the Roxbury".

Doug: So...I guess we're on a break from work.

Steve: Uh, yeah, looks like it....

Doug: Wanna crunch it?

Steve nods purposefully and the two men strut off.

by Emili000000000000 June 14, 2016

crunching

to be a major tool, fag, queer

a cruncher is a person who wears hair gel cut off tshirts and flatbilled hats on backwords, and can always be found wearing oversized glasses.

brent, look at that cruncher, what a faggot. he thinks he's crunching but he's just gay.

by crunch hater 45 July 7, 2009