video cooties

When somebody sends you a youtube video that you can't stand and related videos continue to show up in your feed.

Davey sent me some stupid Redneck Tennessee rap video and now all I see is the jawja boys and now I got his video cooties.

by MacD February 5, 2014

dick cooties

A strain of cooties that is applied to everything you touch between touching your penis or anything equally dirty and washing your hands.

"Don't touch that tissue box, it has Chad's dick cooties on it."

by LucarioIzumi June 19, 2019

Cooties

Slang for pubic lice at the turn of the century.

I thought cooties were just imaginary, but they are actually pubic lice. And my balls really itch.

by Krazy Kharrazi August 27, 2008

Hood rat cooties

when a particular person comes in contact with a hood rat, (such as Tara, Bobbi, Rachel, and/or Betsy)...meow...may begin to experience redness in hive-like designs on the arms and/or legs, followed by a severe projectile diarrea...(in which may be used in finger painting and such crafts... i.e. Sunday school. This infection will last between 2 weeks and 4 years. good luck

"i've been peeing out my ass...I think i have the hood rat cooties...damn!"

by the clap queen August 13, 2008

Cooties

Boys germs that little girls catch when they touch them....ewwwww

That girl has got cooties from that boy who just touched her

by Stef ROCS June 25, 2003

crooties

the annoying bread crumbs you get when you try to get a cruton with a fork and you break it up on accident

i was happily eating my salad at olive garden when i stabbed at a cruton and it made crooties. dammit!

by tisay1123 April 18, 2008

cooties

A mythical disease carried by young women prior to the September 11, 2001 attacks, replaced since then by skankthrax.

"Bug off, Susie! I don't want your cooties!"

by Gahmuret July 22, 2006