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Crit-tards

Retards who use Critical leaders in Raid and messes up for everyone trying to get the Rare drops from the Crit-resistant body parts.
They include, but are not limited to, the following units:
Avant, Korzan, Griff, Zedus etc
And so another Crit-tard joins the party in Raid and makes everyone's life miserable.

I wish those Crit-tards would learn to play the game properly and not destroy everyone else's contribution.
by DPShiro September 15, 2016
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Crit Stånd

Crit Stånd critt - staund - When you achieve a sufficiently large enough and/or consecutive amounts of Critical Strikes that you experience an extreme penile erection. Prolonged or repetitive Crit Stånd may cause overwhelming pain and/or stiffness in the crotch area.

Crit Stånd is the opposite to Crit Slak critt - slaahk
(Example from online MOBA PC-game League of Legends)
- He will kill me with only one more auto-attack unless I get a critical strike now!
*Achieves a critical strike and wins*
-I can feel my pants bulging. I think I just achieved Crit Stånd!
by Urbanbrenn December 27, 2016
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Crit Gritit

a fat cunt who gets paid £45 a week for playing a game hes shit at
Bro hes such a crit gritit
by Olzyybtw November 22, 2021
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Crit Shaker

The Crit shaker, Give me the Crit shaker, Shake your ass
Take your hands off it and shake that shit, pull your shirt up, I know you can shake it
Shake it. Yeah, that’s some Crit ass right there. Oh yeah, that'll work
You got that booty dude. God damn. Look good bro?
by Bardledoo February 15, 2023
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random crit

An occurrence of a critical hit happening at a seemingly arbitrary time. This phenomenon is usually associated with games such as Pokemon, Team Fortress 2, and other games.

More often than not it is viewed as a crutch/dumb luck and as quick relief from a situation that would otherwise result in your failure or death.
*Player 1 dies*

Player 1: FUCKING RANDOM CRIT YOU GOT SO FUCKING LUCKY WITH THAT!!1

Player 2: rofl QQ more your tears are delicious
by SomeKoolAznKid March 8, 2014
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Emotional Crit

What one says after hurting another's feelings enough that they are left completely Speechless (or possibly in tears)
Mark: Steve, you're such an unbelievable prick that I hope you fall down in the middle of a construction site because you broke both of your legs and then have each and every muscle and bone crushed into oblivion as a JCB runs over your corpse...

Steve:*overwhelmed at the previous statement but at the same time fearfully anticipating this possibility*

Mark: EMOTIONAL CRIT!
by I'm that guy who watches you! January 19, 2011
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Random Crit

The most annoying bullshit in Team Fortress 2. Unless you got the Crit, then it's funny.
Motherfucking random Crit, you woulda been dead you am I spamming fuckboy.
by n_u_m_l_o_k September 6, 2020
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