crispy

noun;overly tan person.Usually also has bleach fried hair and fried brain.As well as fake body parts.

A stupid crispy just hit my car while talking on her cell phone.
or
Haha! That crispy has Melanoma

by Juliette Laurent December 31, 2008

crispy

Someone who has been in the sun too long and has extremely dark skin that resembles the light after midnight.

Amari, or people who live in the center of africa like your mom

by h May 12, 2004

crispy

Speaking the truth in a direct, borderline-bitchy manner.

Sorry if I was crispy earlier but I'm not letting her shit all over me again!

by ao'hole August 25, 2010

Crispy

When someone is slightly irritated and/or salty. It can be used in place of salty to make you sound like a cool kid

I took Riley’s goldfish and she’s super crispy with me now

by mcavieres577 January 13, 2019

crispy

The carbonation is so Crispy in sprite especially at McDonald’s when you take a drink it ends up taking a drink of you.

Damn that sprite is crispy

by Legalizecoco2k17 November 3, 2017

Crispy

(when referring to an object): to be awesome, cool, fresh, swag, on point.

(when talking about a person): to be high.

"That new shirt you bought is crispy; i like it."
"I just seshed, and now i'm crispy"

by Dweng March 26, 2014

Crispy

Also a term used when a person is looking extra shitty one day.

Is that Christy? Damn, what happened she looks crispy today

by Jeffree123456 November 22, 2016