Crima

The art of getting laid on Christmas

Step-sister: do you know what crima is
Step-brother: yes

by Grited December 4, 2021

Criscatting

When one covers single, or multiple kittens in crisco, Then inserts them into their rectum. Known as such up north

Andy Milhon partakes in criscatting on days that end in y.

by Obsolete April 12, 2003

chrisman27

the chillest lady slayer east of Los Angeles

damn the chrisman27 is chillest lady slayer east of Los Angeles

by luis largo January 22, 2009

chrismahanukwanzaakah

An amalgam of the three most famous winter holidays, first used in Virgin Mobile commercials during the 2004 holiday season. Used to express the coming together of people of all different religious beliefs, and in phrases as a modern but still PC alternative to the classic "Happy Holidays."

Happy Chrismahanukwanzaakah to you!

by Andy January 31, 2005

crimsane

Incredibly insane. So insane that words can not come close to a description.

Person: Did you see that whore beat up seven children, then punch an old lady to steal a car and five dollars while choking a baby?
Other Person: Yea. That was crimsane...CRIMsane

Person: Adam West is insane...
Other Person: Or is he... CRIMSANE...

Person: See that new computer... it r0x0r5!!!1
Other Person: ya d00d, crimsane!

by paradox7 July 16, 2008

Crimany

Exclamation of surprise, oft. in reaction to a feat of derring-do or action of a criminal nature.

Martha: "I just snagged a 91 on my Physics final!"
John: "Crimany!"

by E. Pritcherson December 21, 2003

Chrismahanukwanzakah

The politically correct term for the winter holidays.

Thank you for shopping at Kohls...Happy Chrismahanukwanzakah.

by BumblebeeBaby December 28, 2006