crisco kid

A child with a big fat ass.

Man that muffinman is a crisco kid? Yeah bro hes got a ton of fat in the can!

by The pillow snake October 16, 2020

Crisco Party

Crisco Parties are gatherings held on Friday afternoons, traditionally a half an hour before the end of the work day, in honor of the completion of a research project.

I got drunk at the Crisco Party.

And we going to have a Crisco Party for EMEA?

Who's going to go to Safeway and get the booze for the Crisco Party?

by NotJanelle April 26, 2013

Crisco my Nabisco

A need for lubricant during sex

It's starting to hurt, could you Crisco my Nabisco?

by BigRock October 3, 2015

Crisco Cock Call

A prank phone call where the prankster gets a jar of Crisco and inserts his penis into it. He then holds the phone up to it so the person on the other end hears the phfffk noise made. Often used to pick up on hot bitches.

Phone: Ring Ring Ring
Prankee: Hello
Prankster: Phfffk Phffk Phffk
Prankee: What the fuck? You are a totally hot mother fucker. Would you like to go out some time?
Prankster: Hell Yeah

by DirtyD June 17, 2004

Crisco

An American brand of shortening that is produced by B&G Foods. Introduced in June 1911 by Procter & Gamble,

Crisco is the best

by SPrice1980 April 23, 2022

Crisco Pole

When the police try to interfere on what's only good fun...

We were only having fun when we discovered the Crisco pole, since PPD greased Philly's street poles in Crisco when the Eagles won to prevent climbing but, lo and behold, true Birds fans succeeded on the slippery climb.

by southphillyclout January 28, 2018

Crisco

Used to describe that one greasy kid at school who plays video games all day. He may be smart, but he never showers and smells like a dead rat.

"Mr. Crisco smells so bad today. He hasn't showered in years".

"IKR, it smells like shit"

by DiaperAbuser69 March 23, 2020