Critical Mass

When you are physically incapable of holding in a shit any longer.

I was at Home Depot with my girlfriend when suddenly I reached Critical Mass and had to run to the closest toilet to avoid sitting in my pants. Thank god we were in the plumbing isle.

by Ken "the loose canon" Loveman November 28, 2012

Hippy Critical

When a hippy makes that all-too-common switch to consumer around their mid twenties.

hippy 1 : "Man I saw Murphy all coked up and being a snarky prick last night at a sports bar... and wearing pink shorts."

hippy 2 : "Ya, he's been really hippy critical lately. Fuckin pussy I hate him."

by Stitchur Pistol September 18, 2010

Clinically Stupid

Moronic, idiotic, mentally retarded.

"Councillor Jolene Bunting isn't just dumb, she's clinically stupid."

by JaydaF January 9, 2018

Critical Race Theory

Or CRT or Can’t be Responsible for Themselves Is the theory based on being a victim at all times. This theory perpetuates the idea of being lesser and will never bring one to the realization that only they, themselves, can be their own salvation. See Free Will.

Man Critical Race Theory is just another way of keeping us down. FACTS.

by CKing31 November 23, 2021

Critical Thrace Theory

the harbinger of death.

Critical Thrace Theory will lead us all to our end

by Queen Buttrix June 27, 2021

Critical Race Theory

Or CRT or Can’t be Responsible for Themselves Is the theory based on being a victim at all times. This theory perpetuates the idea of being lesser and will never bring one to the realization that only they, themselves, can be their own salvation. See Free Will.

Man Critical Race Theory is just another way of keeping us down. FACTS.

by CKing31 November 24, 2021

Crimical

A portmanteau of criminal and comical; A funny crime.

"Dude did you hear about the guy who is being charged for battery against his gf??"
"No...?"
"Yeah, he gave her a haircut - while she slept!"

"Oh man - CRIMICAL!!"

by Dee_dawg September 1, 2011