Grape crepe

When you tuck your dick in between your legs to the left and pull your balls up and forward from the right side and cross your legs

So I was totally ready to jump his bone when I opened the door and there he was all grape creped out on the bed

by TwuntPunt June 20, 2015

crepe cock

When a crepe is used as condom during sexual intercouse

Get on your crepe cock!

by heyitzstani April 07, 2017

crepe paper

type of thin paper generaly known for being streamers

i will use crepe paper streamers for the party.

by crepeper April 01, 2017

brown crepe

when you fart and it bounces between your fatty cheeks

Man your massive brown crepe just made me barf a little bit in my mouth.

by aragorn23 August 22, 2015

studly crepes

When a man eats out another man's butthole, while trying to fist them.

Oh man he just Studly Crepes that dude!

by Arkaos August 02, 2014

Gold Dollar Crepe

This is an utmost act that you will not find in the Kama Sutra. To those who know what a Cleveland Steamer is or the more advanced Cincinnati Steamer, the Gold Dollar Crepe takes crappy jokes to a new level. A Gold Dollar Crepe is when you are relaxed and laying down. A young child in diapers or pullups has not been freshly changed climbs up to your head and repeatedly sits in a bouncing motion on your face or head.

"Daddy is taking a nap, go wake him up with a Gold Dollar Crepe"

by Pharaoh Fluid July 07, 2017

in-crepe-ulous

when something is incredulous but you need to make a crepe pun

"How much are you selling crepes for?"
"5 pounds"
"That's in-crepe-ulous"

by mishiexists March 11, 2024