stuey cradle

the most dominating force in wrestling

the stuey cradle is ryans worst nightmare

by ryan burton February 4, 2008

creedle

A paranoid delusional state of mind, generally associated with over indulging in the use of narcotic stimulants (typically meth-amphetamine and crack cocaine).

Characterized by a scattered, self delusional belief that irrelevant and total unrelated events or phenomena somehow have special personal significance. This separation from reality leads to unstable and irrational thinking, perpetuated by compulsive thoughts of being obsessively followed and watched. Odd behavior and an overwhelming social paranoia and anxiety follow.

These drug induced episodes of strange and erratic behavior often follow consecutive sleep deprived days of drug binging, self exclusion and hyper-sensitive debauchery.

Creedler's regularly loiter around public places and tend to "creep about" suspiciously. Usually easily noticed by there toothless mumbled jargon, and an unmistakable edgy, motley appearance.

"Vitch, your on a mad creedle sesh!! how many times can you tip-toe around the house in that kiddies batman suit, hiding the fact your cleaning your riffle?.. And what's up with the GPS tracker on the dishwasher? been cheating on you again?.."

T to H: "Dez loves too Creedle, on day 3 shes usually trimming the lawn with a blunt can opener, or hiding in her garage from the neighborhood dogs who are all narc's"

Dont Creedle out on me bro! ...

He was totally creedler of the month material

by RustyPick December 22, 2010

Cradle Dater

Someone who dates somebody much younger than themselves.

Russle Brand is a cradle dater because he married Katy Perry who is ten years younger.

by Sasha Ramsi June 21, 2011

Missouri Newton's Cradle

The Missouri Newton's Cradle is an activity in which 4 or more men tie a rope or string with a weight around their scrotum. They line up, generally close together and facing one direction, and the one in the front pulls their weight forward and releases it so it hits the weight behind his. This will go on to the last person and then you have completed the Missouri Newton's Cradle.

Have you seen Josh, he has been walking funny ever since he took 50 pounds at last night's Missouri Newton's Cradle.

by Iaasic the conquer September 29, 2019

creedle

To stealthily sneak up or approach someone or something. Especially used in online gaming.

That guy just creedled up and punched Raves in the back.

by exile033 May 11, 2008

cradle robber

a term which is often jokingly targetted to an older partner in a relationship, or, one that lays with those under the age of consent

wow, it looks as if she's robbin' the cradle - they start young now-a-days eh?

by Ilianivich March 15, 2003

Judas Cradle

Literally a torture device used by the catholic church which is a pyramid that the victim was forced to sit on as it slowly violated their rectal orifice.

Figuratively, it is anything that is 1) representative of "the system" or power structure, and 2) considered an annoyance or abuse to an individual or group.

"Tycho" of the the web comic 'Penny Arcade' used this term to describe Windows Vista in one of his news updates.

Some compulsory elements of a bureaucratic system could be considered analogous to a Judas Cradle if they are deemed unfair, unjust, inconvenient, too severe, or unreasonable, such as certain taxes or legal and economic restrictions, depending on your point of view.

by Bob7493 October 29, 2008