crayonasaurous rex

crayon and dinosaur transformed together.

wow look at that! that is one true crayonasaurous rex!

by hahablah July 3, 2011

Crayola blind

The condition of not being able to distinguish between colors any more distinct than the 8 colors found in the original Crayola Crayons 8 pack.

This is not a disability in the same way as color blindness(though that can be part of it), it is more of a lack in vocabulary or interest.

This condition is found mostly in men, and can be spotted when they refer to teal as green, tangerine as orange, or azure as blue.

Usage:
(in traffic)
Boyfriend: "Hey look over there, that guys picking his nose."
Girlfriend: "Where?"
Boyfriend: "In that red car."
Girlfriend: "That car is burgundy."
Boyfriend: "Sorry I'm Crayola blind."

by SoBoard September 11, 2013

crayola queen

Someone who wears so much make up, it makes them look like that they just rubbed a whole packet of crayons on their face. Normally this is for a girl, hence the Crayola 'Queen'

Check out how much make-up that Crayola Queen is wearing....

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Look at that Crayola Queen!!

by jsjbshsjbdjwibdbfnsjshsjskdhjw September 14, 2013

Crayola Drizzle

When a collection of homosexual men perform a bukkake on an individual.

"Man, yesterday was great! I finally got that Crayola Drizzle I've been begging Chad and the guys for!"

by Female Type August 29, 2017

Crayolaing

A sexual act performed when a marine shoves a crayon in to the ass of another marine and then proceeds to eat said eat said crayon out of the marines ass.
Bonus points if the crayon is Marine Green.

Damn gunny! You inspired the grunts with that fine example of crayolaing!

by DrJohnJD October 7, 2018

crayola rocket

Taking a piss with a crayon up you’re pecker hole

That man pulled a crayola rocket

by Trevor Hendershitt November 28, 2019

Crayola 120 pack

Biggest flex in existence. Bigger flex than a Rolex,ps5,xbox one x,Bugatti. Biggest flex ever

Kid entering class:Hey guys I got the crayola 120 pack during the weekend.
The whole class: *bows down*

by Yeetyeet5533 April 27, 2022