crafty cunt

A dis-figured he-she who takes pride in getting paid for perpforming oral on green toothed, pigeon toed freaks.

Did you see that "crafty cunt" in the ally back there. WOW. Gross!

by deadbeatmom99 July 24, 2009

Crafty Masters

A cringy youtuber with little to no self esteem and makes below average videos to bots. It is advised to stay clear.

Yo you wanna watch some Crafty Masters, be careful though you could contract something.

by IKnowDude November 27, 2019

crafty brown

"Crafty Brown" is a term used to describe just about anything that is done in a crafty way, mainly in the context of school life. Originally meaning "a quick sneaky fag" (probably at school), the term developed to mean any number of things of a "crafty" nature, including but not limited to: masturbation (in or out of school), copying homework, lying, sleeping during lessons, smoking, taking drugs, drinking alcohol, taking a quick poo (this is crafty because no-one is EVER supposed to take a dump at school), skiving off lessons and skiving off school.

It can also mean a person of asian descent who is crafty or shady in nature.

"Hey, im just goin' for a crafty brown" (means what you want it to mean)

"That Kiran is a right crafty brown"

by i_love_kiran_k_dawda March 4, 2007

Crafty_YT

a lazy 30 y/o Pearson living there moms basement typing urban Dictionary definitions

Pearson 1: hey man what did you do last night?
Pearson 2: i pulled a Crafty_YT dude

by Crafty_YT December 21, 2020

craftyzone

Your one and only gifting space to curate customised gifts. The one who is always there for you, sends the best gifts! Never leaves you on SEEN for a long time and has a great sense of gifting

craftyzone is used for gifting customised gift hampers for all occasions

by Craftyzone November 24, 2021

craftyzone

Your one and only gifting space to curate customised gifts. The one who is always there for you, sends the best gifts! Never leaves you on SEEN for a long time and has a great sense of gifting

Craftyzone is one stop location for all customised gifts

by Craftyzone November 24, 2021

Crafty Pinata

Before sex, hang a brightly colored pinata full of feces over the area you wish to climax in. Whilst climaxing, quickly punch the pinata open, and let the shit fall out onto you and your lover while you cum. Afterwards scream, "CRAFTY PINATA!".

You: Just the other night I pulled a crafty pinata with my bitch.. It was the bomb!

Friend: No way, dude! She let you??

You: She had no idea it was coming!

by TheHungryCouch July 27, 2011