crapplication

a computer application that turns out to be crap

Hey! Thanks for the recommendation for that crapplication! It crashed my machine.

by ballistic8 March 28, 2010

crapped the bed

An engineering phrase used to describe what happens when a program or device fails to function as expected.

"Oh, man, I just ran that query and it totally crapped the bed."

by Bob Goodson November 16, 2006

oops I crapped my pants

adult diaper that promises to hold "a lot of dung" (as demonstrated in the tv commercial, when a gallon of iced tea was pored into the diaper to simulate the amount of feces it can hold).

by LN July 19, 2003

Crappydoddle

When life plays games with you and you end up feeling like crap.

Man! Life is crappydoddle! If it's not one thing, its another.

by Jessica Sofia Valle September 7, 2005

Crapple

A crapple is the result of a sliced apple being left out for an extended period of time. The crapple is characterized (but not limited to) a dark yellowish-brown inside.

After I sliced my apple I went and did a few chores only to come back and find it had become a crapple!

by MickSwaggger March 9, 2009

Crapplesauce

A more fashioned way of saying "crap".

"Holy crapplesauce! That was sweet!"

by The S October 24, 2003

Crapple

A non-alcoholic drink made from 3 quarters cranberry and 1 quarter orange juice.
You fill the glass to an average level with cranberry, then you pour the orange juice, which will ist in the cranberry.
The 'Crapple' is oven mistaken for cranberry and apple juice but it is a misnomer

Bartender: What would you like to drink?
Customer: A Crapple, please.
Bartender: A cranberry and apple juice?
Customer: No a cranberry and orange juice.

by _._._spacekid_._._ February 19, 2018