crapbort

the act of having to cut a crap session short - most commonly caused when other people enter a public restroom you're using or when a concurrent emergency arises while you're doing your business.

i wish kimberly would stop following me to the bathroom. i've had to crapbort my mission three times today!

as soon as the walls started shaking, i crapborted and took cover under the bathroom sink.

by jgal66 September 21, 2011

Cupboard crawlin’

When your looking through a bunch of options but you don’t know what you want.

That’s girl is Cupboard crawlin’ through Tinder. She has a whole bunch of matches but she doesn’t know what she is looking for.

by Punanie73 April 24, 2020

Cardboard Boxers

When you're a preteen and you feel a little rambunctious and horny and the rents go in your room to pick up the laundry an find hard boxers from last night's fun....oh they know....they always know what you did.

Little Timmy shoved his cardboard boxers into Dorothy's face making her smell his dehydrated love juice.

My mother found the cardboard boxers from when i fooked Betsy in the back seat of my minivan....

by Polish Avenger May 5, 2006

clipboard hippy

A volunteer person, usually between the ages of 18 - 25 that stands around sidewalks of any inner city business district with a clipboard, and annoys passerby by begging to speak with them. These people do not often understand the meaning of no and will actually step into your path to gain your attention.

"I was just stopped by a clipboard hippy! She wouldn't leave me alone!"

by Xiporah. October 4, 2006

Depressed cupboard cheesecake

The most ridiculous name for a child ever. The daughter of a couple in Kent is genuinely named this. Usually people are named this if their parents have some kind of irrational hatred for them.

Kid 1: Whoa, is that Depressed Cupboard cheesecake over there??

Kid 2: Yeah. What a crap name

by IdiotFish March 17, 2011

Cupboard

The place where we put things we don't like.

"Rory, take Hitler and put him in that cupboard over there." -Doctor Who

by Klaine4Eva February 21, 2013

cardboarding

The summer and spring version of winter sledding (on snow). Cardboarding takes place on a grassy, steep hill and instead of riding a plastic or metal sled, you ride a large piece of cardboard.

It may sound hella lame, but its actually quite amusing on a summer day.

"I miss sledding :("
"well we can go cardboarding now that summer is here!"

by Laur6336 June 11, 2008