cramming softies

apparently its when a flacid penis gets shoved in a woman's vagina repeatedly

man i had whiskey dick so i was just cramming softies.

by belt cottage December 14, 2009

cram the ham

Cramming the ham is an alternative term for fingering or female masturbation, referring to the ham-like nature of some girls vaginas

Damn! I had no idea that David knew how to cram the ham that good, he made my pussy quiver

by Nooby Nectarine August 28, 2019

Insta-Cram

Exceeding the socially acceptable amount of posted Instagram images.

"Sorry about the Insta-cram, but you need to see all 38 angles of my baby licking a balloon"

by confuzzled7 December 14, 2014

curricular cramming

When teachers rush to fit everything in the curriculum because they didn't plan when to teach it ahead of time.

Hey, Ted, wanna hang out this weekend?
Can't. With all this curricular cramming I gotta study for my math final.

by Deetinator May 24, 2008

ass cram

When you've been really bad in the holiday season and your ass randomly gets crammed. Not to be confused with folklore.

I was disappointed in my Christmas presents, so I got ass cram.

I asked for a side of cranberry, but instead I got a fistful of ass cram.

by Yuckfinn March 20, 2016

clam cram

eating pussy by heavily licking it, desperately trying to make her cum

"She's ugly, but she's paying my rent, so I had to give her a clam cram to get it over with quickly"

by TooSmooth August 10, 2012

ice cram

when someone crams ice cream up their ass

"Dude, my butt's cold."
"That's because you've been ice crammed... by me."

by Stuffattack May 01, 2010