Contembate

The act of mind wandering while you masturbate, causing you to begin thinking about something nonsexual but nonetheless interesting.

The other day I was trying to concenbate, but I started to contembate how time started and why we're all here.

by Thefonzz March 18, 2012

Conteam

The name of Jess and Gabriel Conte’s fan base

“Look at her watching Jess and Gabriel, I bet she’s part of the Conteam”

by Dolan_conte May 3, 2018

Full-Colter

When you wear a single t-shirt with no pants or underwear on.

That dude is going full-colter! Rad!

by coloradowolf January 18, 2014

Little Chute Slicer

The act of sticking your erect penis into a windmill.

I got got so wasted at Jack’s that I ended up sticking my penis in the windmill downtown and gave myself a Little Chute Slicer.

by Tigerzebra February 11, 2019

Slop Content

Slop, Sludge, Brainrot, or Slop Content refers to shitty, low quality content (eg. Games, videos, clips) that is clearly made to hop and market off of new trends, and usually involves the mish-mashing of trends together. If it's video content, it's usually brainless and seems to be almost AI generated because of how fucking stupid it can be. Games classified as slop content are usually marketed towards little kids with highly saturated colors, microtransactions, and notable characters from other popular games.

timmy: "i LOVE consooming skibi toilet slop content on yt shorts"

by usedtosellrerock July 27, 2023

Popped the chute

when you've taken all the abuse you can take and want to make a grand exit, you "pop the chute".

Steven Slater "popped the chute" when he had enough abuse from a passenger on his flight.

by Pam-Pam Shenanigan August 11, 2010

questionable content

the best web comic. ever. wonderfully done characters. great style. sweet ass humor. it really does kick the ass.

questionable content has been proven to cure cancer, and even more importantly, Elitist hipster assholery!!

by dead pirate December 28, 2005